who goes there

25/he-him/still here

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Why do they play this so fast live

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[yesornopolls]

Do you feel it should be common courtesy to not splash (or do anything excessive that causes it) in a public pool?

Do you feel it should be common courtesy to not splash (or do anything excessive that causes it) in a public pool?

Yes

No

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[satanfemme]

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[the-fag-four]

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[hotdogwithagun]

“Paid in Fool” from Jughead #48

You ever wanted to see an Archie story where Jughead works as a gigolo and they even call it by name?

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[knownlesbianalexandracabot]

Comrade Archie Andrews

[dragongirlbunny]

[epilepticsaints]

[lakevida]

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]