JewStrains

Love everything hockey especially Bruins hockey. Finding out life one step at a time.

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Well I have been searching all of my days All of my days Many a road, you know I've been walking on All of my days And I've been trying to find What's been in my mind As the days keep turning into night Well I have been quietly standing in the shade All of my days Watch the sky breaking on the promise that we made All of this rain And I've been trying to find What's been in my mind As the days keep turning into night Well many a night I found myself with no friends standing near All of my days I cried aloud I shook my hands What am I doing here All of these days For I look around me And my eyes confound me And it's just too bright As the days keep turning into night Now I see clearly It's you I'm looking for  All of my days Soon I'll smile I know I'll feel this loneliness no more All of my days For I look around me And it seems you've found me And it's coming into sight As the days keep turning into night As the days keep turning into night And even breathing feels all right Yes, even breathing feels all right Now even breathing feels all right It's even breathing Feels all right 

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-William Shakespeare (Macbeth)

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High Thought #5

Me and my friend were super high and I gave him a dog treat to give to my dog when she came in from going to the bathroom, and I handed it to him and he took a bite out of it without even hesitation and I don't think I've ever laughed that hard since

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High Thought #4

Case closed. I’m calling it right now. Popcorn is a vegetable. Corn is a vegetable. Youre popping the kernels. Thats a fucking vegetable you scoont. I’m healthy as fuck.

For anyone not knowing, scoont is a mixture of the three nouns coon, cunt, and skank.

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High Thought #3

Do girls actually poop

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High Thought #2

You know how when youre at a river or a lake and you see a water fall. Obviously they make noise. The splashing and roar of the water falling down onto a new body or water. What if, all that noise was just the water thats falling giving high fives to the new body of water because it was a cool rock or cliff jump. Like all of the droplets of water in the water thats falling just give the droplets in the new body of water and high fives and there's so many, like I'm talking trillions, that all the high fives together make a huge roaring sound.

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High Thought

You know how in the middle of the night you'll sometimes hear that distant rice rocket bike or some loud car takes off and you can hear a low grumble echo through the night? What joy do they get out of that? 1am. I wonder, if they do it, because it sounds cool to the the people at home like us. Its the sounds of the night and they want to be apart of it. They want people like me to sit at home and hear them and wonder exactly what I'm wondering now. Now you might not understand that because you're not high but trust me, this blew my mind. I understand me.

[cuddlyauston]

The Original Six  

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Check out me and my friends new youtube channel! We'd really appreciate a sub and feedback! See you there!

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Scariest Dream

I literally just woke up from the absolute worst dream I have ever had. The dream was inception, running away from someone you cant run away from, and not being able to wake up. we can start off with that while I was in my dream, I felt my real body. I knew I was dreaming. I just couldnt wake myself up. When stuff started to get real intense, I remember picking my arms up or shaking my body. Something to try and wake me up. At one point in the dream, I woke up and I got my Dad. I actually thought it was over. But then my Dad started to ve a real ass to meand walked away, which was heart breaking. So I started calling Dad. Im pretty sure I was saying that out loud. For the record, im writing this down while its fresh in my head. In my deeam, I remember I kept waking up, thinking it was over. But then I would discover that its not. It would always be a different time on the clock too. At one point, I was being chased by my baby, Jessie, my actual dog. It was so scary because she is NOT vicious and she was tearing peoples limbs off. Everywhere I went, I couldnt escape her. Right as she was about to do whatever with me, I actually woke up. I have never felt more relieved than I did at that moment. I was sweating and I had a throbbing head ache. In fact, I still do. Im guna be completly honest with you, when I woke up, my eyes started to water at the fact that it was real life once again. Sorry, there were alot of parts that I left out just because i simply dont remember. That was by far the scariest shit that has ever happened to me to date. I hope you guys dont have to experience that. Sorry for such a long message, I just wanted to write while its still fresh in my mind and so you guys would know whats going on. I used this post almost as a journal to record what happened beforw I forgot. I honestly dont know if ill be able to go back to sleep lol. Ok, well have a good day today.

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Theres always that fine line between wanting hockey season to start but realizing school would also start too, before hockey season came.

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I DONT EVEN KNOW WHOS ON THE RED SOX ANYMORE

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Ryan Miller Parenting

Miller's Son: "Hey Dad, where do babies come from?" Miller: "Well, you see Son, when a boy meets a girl and says "I just want to say what a piece of shit I think Lucic is" they are bound to mate someday. In order to have a baby, you have to go into a room, shut off the light and repeatedly say "I just want to say what a piece of shit I think Lucic is" until one person flops and spazzes out and over reacts. That son, is where babys come from. And can I just say, what a piece of shit I think Lucic is. Miller's Son: ☺ Thanks Dad! I think Lucic is a piece of shit! Hehe

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Some more edits I have made

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What was the message from Claude Julien before you came out for game four?  

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