BeardPrincess

26. He/Him. Bisexual. Video Games, Tabletop RPGs, Cooking, & Computers. I'm a variety streamer over at www.twitch.tv/beardprincess.

[milkarchive666-deactivated20140]

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[cityelf]

this poem is about being nonbinary.

[anexperimentallife]

Remember this if your imposter syndrome starts getting you down

[funnytwittertweets]

[maxkirin]

[sunnytastic]

truer words have never been spoken

[fuchsiacanid]

[catalinagatita-deactivated20240]

She’s got the right idea and she’s trying her best.

[cookies-n-chaos-deactivated2022]

This is so fucking cute!

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[paininmyheart-imalive]

THERES MORE THIS POST JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER 😂😂😂

[dimir3331]

-From experience-

My Cat, 1AM: Father has abandoned me. It has been weeks and weeks since his snoring began in the room I cannot enter. Clearly I shall perish, but first I shall scream at him from the door, hoping he awakes; perhaps if I thrust myself bodily upon the door–

Me, startling awake to the door being banged by a screaming cat: Go play with something else kitten!

Cat: shame on you. Shame on your house. Thou hast thrust me into a barren waste. I simply wish to curl up on you. The myriad of toys and food out here are naught to me, but for your warmth.

Me *relents*, leaving the door open.

Wakes up to kitten clawing it’s way across my chest in the middle of zoomies at 3AM.

[solidsnake]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[ceiwiart]

This is how it happened, right?

[ceiwiart]

Based on this

[littjara-mirrorlake]

the guilds do not control the speed at which lobsters die

[torneau42]

@beardprincesstv

[theweirdwideweb]

[wayneradiotv]

[fluffygif]

Malamute Pups 😍

[ebonyheartnet]

@wagnetic pupper 🥺

[dajo42]

oh FUCK its GIANT ANTIMATTER SATAN better bring out the CAR KEYS

[the-a-j-universe]

Pokemon’s pretty great

[zizibutik]

why is Hilary Clinton there?