Bear Force One

i'm bi many things but nary is not one of them AJ/32/any pronouns discord: bearforceone00

[bearforceone00]

I've been away from tumblr for a while but I'm back. hi to anyone I used to know

[iwtv]

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

[trollochtomtar]

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[roycohn]

quickly, think of a vine!!! ok, was it...

this bitch empty....YEET

look at alllllllll these chickens

i said whoever threw that paper your mom's a hoe

road work ahead? yeah i sure hope it does

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE????

hurricane katrina? more like hurricane TORTILLA

back at it at the krispy kreme

FRE SHA VOCADO

and they were ROOMMATES

I WON'T HESITATE BITCH

i'm jared i'm 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

another (put in tags!!!)

Voting ended onApr 9

[catchymemes]

[wiiwheel]

Suggested replies dragging my name thru the mud

[shermangiftbasket]

heres a comp of all the kissing I caught at tboy wrestling 😗

[silly-signs]

In front of you are 11 doors, and a box. You can only open one, each leading you to a different prize (or in this case a to a randomized website or music video link). Which are you picking?

Door 1

Blue door 2

Revolving door 3

Thick door 4

Door 5

Cat door 6

Slanted door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

Dog door 10

Clown themed door 11

BOX!

Voting ended onApr 8

Links below!

Door 1

Door 2

Revolving door 3

Door 4

Door 5

🐱Door 6🐱

Door 7

Backwards door 8

Second backwards door 9

🐶Door 10🐶

🤡Door 11🤡

BOX!

[silly-signs]

Absolutely delighted by the reblog to likes ratio on this

[explicitnoir]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

​ugh this is so cute these moms ATE hey what was that middle one wait omg love that harajuku girl look!!!

I think that’s kinda harajuku girl esque anyways 🤔 I should fact check real quick

[bellysh-rebuke]

great big beefy meatball :3

[threeninesfine]

All pain no gains

[4pawsfull]

My 6am alarm

[thelightninghunter]

New selfie, cutie?

Have this (heavily) cropped, pre-shower selfie

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

how're you feeling?

Great!

okay, I could do it

okay, I couldn't do it

dead

horrible

im allergic/intolerant

Results

Voting ended onApr 9

[twili-midna]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

What will one day destroy each of the 50 US States

Alabama - Absorbed by Wyoming Alaska - Absorbed by Wyoming Arizona - Absorbed by Wyoming Arkansas - Absorbed by Wyoming California - Attempts to contain the spread of Wyoming by rigging itself with nuclear bombs Colorado - Absorbed by Wyoming Connecticut - Absorbed by Wyoming Delaware - Absorbed by Wyoming Florida - Missing, presumed absorbed by Wyoming Georgia - Absorbed by Wyoming Hawaii - Absorbed by Wyoming after the state survived California's suicide attack and continued to grow Idaho - Absorbed by Wyoming Illinois - Sacrifices itself trying to give Kentucky enough time to find the lost sword Indiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Iowa - Absorbed by Wyoming Kansas - Absorbed by Wyoming Kentucky - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone and is not strong enough Louisiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Maine - Absorbed by Wyoming Maryland - Absorbed by Wyoming Massachusetts - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough Michigan - Absorbed by Wyoming Minnesota - Absorbed by Wyoming Mississippi - Absorbed by Utah Missouri - Begs Utah not to go down this path, and is cut down Montana - Absorbed by Wyoming Nebraska - Absorbed by Utah Nevada - Tries to offer itself as a servant to Wyoming, telling it that together they could rule the world, but is absorbed New Hampshire - Absorbed by Utah New Jersey - Absorbed by Utah New Mexico - Gives its energy to Utah in the hopes that it will be able to stop Wyoming New York - Absorbed by Wyoming North Carolina - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough North Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Ohio - Absorbed by Wyoming Oklahoma - Absorbed by Wyoming seconds after it finishes deciphering the runes on the handle of the Wyoming Slayer, managing only to croak out the word, "Too" Oregon - Absorbed by Wyoming Pennsylvania - Absorbed by Wyoming Rhode Island - Absorbed by Utah South Carolina - Sacrifices itself in order to get the Wyoming Slayer to Utah South Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Tennessee - Absorbed by Utah Texas - Absorbed by Utah Utah - Attempts to wield the Wyoming slayer and is burnt by its protective magics Vermont- Absorbed by Wyoming Virginia - Plunges itself into the gullet of the ever growing Wyoming to recover the sword which it ate Washington - Absorbed by Wyoming West Virginia - Absorbed by Wyoming Wisconsin - Cries, "I know what Oklahoma meant!" as it readies itself for its last stand. "Not 'too'! Together! It must be used together!" then reaches its arms into the monster's mouth, and takes hold of the sword with Virginia and with all the other states that have been eaten and lends its strength to all of them for one final attack, even as Wyoming's claws dig into its farmlands Wyoming - Stands startled for a few seconds, before beginning to crumble

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[cutecipher]

btw if anyone gets $5,000 because of this post, you're welcome.