Troll och Tomtar

[theonion]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[bradenbaul]

The doorman at work

[seabeck]

I met a friendly ball of lint today

[trollochtomtar]

Either the cashier at my local corner shop just lost a few fingers or they’ve just… always been like that and I haven’t noticed.

I’m leaning towards the second.

I’ve been a regular for 2 years.

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[mercurys-art]

my thoughts during the secret boss fight

[aflo]

[helenvaughans]

[hollowboobtheory]

I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

[maraudingcaptain]

OP you just can't leave out this golden comment

[yuurei]

spraypainted cursed hamtaro from 3 years ago revisited. and the abandoned factory where hamtaro resides.

[hamtaro-merch-tracker]

His tomb....

[8syntheticanimal8]

[maja-paja]

[im-mender]

It's important to note that Chekhov's Gun was not originally about foreshadowing, but a piece of advice to playwrights about how every element in a play should have narrative relevance. The corollary to Chekhov's Gun is that if a gun mounted on the wall in act 1 is never used at all in the entirety of the play, then it should be omitted from the play entirely.

[im-mender]

also very true

[anarchautistic]

Very funny example of writing advice that is very specific to its medium getting overapplied outside its scope. Can you imagine how awful set design would be if people tried to apply this to movies. 60 minute post credits scene in the Matrix where Neo has to fire every gun that appears in the "lots of guns" scene

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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[adamtotscomix]