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Does your precious pup need some time outside? Call Bear’s Dogwalking Service today for a free quote!

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Please keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times. In the event of an emergency stop, please remain seated inside the vehicle and remember that drinking your own piss is a good way to stay hydrated.

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Just another day at work for Bear Grylls the Bricklayer. Be sure to stay hydrated out there on the job and drink your own piss.

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Couches and dressers and beds, oh my! Any type of furniture is all in a day’s work for Two Bears and a Truck.

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"Tabletop games just don't place the emphasis on wilderness survival that I'd like. Welcome to Grylls and Grottos, everyone. Now roll to see if you have to drink your own piss."

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“Hello Jenifer, I’m Bear Grylls, and I’m here to help you begin your education journey here at Northwest Central State University.”

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Hello, I’m Bear Grylls. Would you like to scan your club card?

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“Just getting the rink ready for the next game. If you need your own rink zamboni'd, hire me at BearGryllsZamboniRentals.com”

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At tonight's performance of Swan Lake: the role of Odette will be danced by Bear Grylls.

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“We’ve got a big order coming in this afternoon, Bear. I’d like you to move these pallets to the other wall to make room.”

“Will do, Bear.”

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“I’m Bear Grylls, I‘m with IT.”

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“Honey production is up 12% this year at Bear’s Bees.”

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“I’m Bear Grylls, and I will be conducting your driving test today. Please take a left at that intersection.”

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“I’m Bear Grylls, and I specialize in floral arrangements of all kinds.”

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“I’m Storm Team 11 meteorologist Bear Grylls, and it looks like it’s going to be pretty rainy in the the Pacific Northwest today. Remember: in a pinch, you can always eat the yellow snow.”

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“I’m Bear Grylls. Would you like a free sample?”

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