only gay on alternating tuesdays

he/they i dont care what pronouns the titties use i want them in my mouth (i am an adult)

[brostateexam]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[snoopylovessoup]

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[gayvampyr]

lmfao

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[hotvampireadjacent]

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[noahsfault]

One of the biggest tragedies of half the TADC fandom rejecting Jax's transness is they're not appreciating the fact that goose trojan horsed her transfem character in the shell of a tumblr sexyman and then made it canon in cinemas

You are robbing yourself of how funny that is and I'm sad for you

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

no fucking way

[deadbeatmaker]

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[mclennonyaoi]

every single time i get a mclennon yaoi notification i die a little more. cant you just like harry styles or some shit

i would rather make a million posts about how john lennon and paul mccartney fucked in those horrible beatles suits and hated eachother for years and years and fucked in paris and india and wrote all those songs together because they just couldn’t admit that they were fucking crazy about eachother than even think for one second about harry styles poor fucking imitation of camp, so commercialized and big brand and met gala-esque that it makes every single nyc spending 5k on rent 40k insta followers fashion page bitch’s eyes pop out of their dumb fucking aesthetic shaved head. harry styles could not have sex with a man, no matter how many 20 year olds on tik tok proudly proclaim that he’s sooooo queer coded and totally going to come out any day now. harry styles has never felt a single emotion in his life that has not been approved by a manager. paul mccartney fucks men for breakfast.

[real-language-facts]

noobnouns - pronouns - hackernouns - godnouns

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]