only gay on alternating tuesdays

he/they i dont care what pronouns the titties use i want them in my mouth (i am an adult)

[byjove]

tall guys might have the upper hand (pun intended) in dating rn but my 5'4" self will have the last laugh when I’m the hottest guy in the nursing home

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[dogpuppy]

[riverpiracy]

[ruthimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[cannibalcaprine]

nasty faggotses........

WHYY IS HOMOPHOBIC SMEAGOL IN MY INBOX

[marriedtothemorgue]

i need to make out and cuddle with someone so bad it's bordering on pathetic now

[shock]

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

[dogpuppy]

[sharkwithpaws]

i wish it was socially acceptable to reply with ":3" to people you know irl

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[moving-in-place]

[coffeepee-deactivated20230511]

there’s only like three tumblr users any more

[itsyourproblem]

Is There Any Way To Commit Suicide Without Actually Like Dying Forever Like Any way To just like Make a point

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[vollzeitherz-deactivated2025120]

the moon has seen me at my worst and still shows up every night

[samglyph]

Funny when someone introduces you to something, you get really into it, and then they lose all interest in it. Oh so you’re just going to abandon me at the party you invited me to. Dude you were my ride.