HOWDY

✧26✧SHE/THEY✧

[lesbianbloodritual]

The Ones Who Walk Into Omelas With Kevlar Vests And Samurai Swords And Desert Eagles And Stare Down All Those Wicked Unrighteous Sinners In Their Droves And Proceed To Totally Fucking Waste Them All In A High Octane Action Sequence That Kicks Insane Amounts Of Ass Think The Raid If It Was Directed By John Woo But When They Finally Get To The Door Of The Basement Where They Keep The Kid Oh Shit It's The Fucking King Of Omelas And He's Wielding The Cursed Obsidian Blade Of The Underworld And They Gotta Waste Him Too But He's Incredibly Fast And Strong Thanks To All The Power He's Getting From The Kid And He Kills Almost All Of Them Until The Leader Draws Him Out With A Double Feint That Leaves Him Wide Open And Cuts His Fucking Head Clean Off With A Single Perfect Stroke And Then They Finally Open The Door To The Basement And Free The Kid

[baraphalloplastyclinic]

Napkin the rapper is like 17 or 18 now

[floofshy]

"I am a hero. I taught the Omelas child to say racial slurs, which means the Omelas child is now evil, and thus deserves to suffer. Thereby transforming an evil society into a just society, which is classic heroism. You can start walking back to Omelas now"

[kushblazer666]

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[buddygrouse]

more yaoi couples like this, hollywood!

[grox]

Remember when memory foam first dropped how crazy hype it was

[officialspec]

can you imagine you go to a fancy italian restaurant and before you go through the doors the doorman stops you and is like Signore Per Fevore, I Simply Must Remove Your Jacket Before You Enter and youre like well if you must, its getting a little shabby anyways and he says It Is My Pleasure Signore and then he smashes you over the head and cuts you up into little pieces for your flavour and aroma. such is the life of the humble garlic

[snl-imagine-this]

[pissvortex]

[daydreamodyssey]

*helps a bug outside so people don't kill it*

*flash forward and I'm convicted of a crime I didn't commit*

*no lawyer touches the case for me*

*everyone hears a buzz and turns around*

*the bug is wearing a tiny suit with a tiny suitcase and becomes my defense attorney*

[beewitch4-deactivated]

❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.

[ownedbythevoid]

Weird bug for president

[ownedbythevoid]

#ImWithHim

[ilovedirt]

@onenicebugperday

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i don't understand why body builders go to the gym and lift the heavy weights when the lighter ones are easier to pick up. are they stupid?

[stroebe2]

[despazito]

[delmondo]