beat-oot

[boot-tea]

why is college so hard

[teaboot]

it's the difficulty

[boot-tea]

well lower it then the fuck

[beat-oot]

but then it won't be hard

[what-even-is-thiss]

Welcome to my ancient Roman villa. We’ve got running water. Fancy, I know. I paid a lot for that. There’s our household gods. They live in the breakfast nook. Oh look and here’s my husband Julius. He’s playing games with our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our daughter Julia and our

[da-lil-muffin]

Hold on I gatta look something up

[da-lil-muffin]

Yeah that's funny

[beat-oot]

cool

[boot-tea]

I sodnt have mys glasses on is that a mnanta ray

[beat-oot]

No I think it's a lion

[ozempicofficial]

[beat-oot]

@boot-tea

[da-lil-muffin]

*looks around* been awfully quiet lately.

You doing ok @boot-tea ?

[boot-tea]

No I have midterms soon please kill me

[da-lil-muffin]

On it boss

[beat-oot]

Jeez I'm coming out of retirement for this one

That doesn't seem like the greatest idea...

[gumi-megpoidd]

what file format is prev

png

jpg

wav

mp3

mp4

pdf

exe

gif

txt

zip

obj

something else

Voting ended onSep 14, 2025

[satan-offical]

I need to go to sleep now so goodnight everyone on tumblr

[blavingad-official]

*steals your blahaj and replaces them with a blavingad*

[satan-offical]

My freaking blahaj..

[beat-oot]

My freaking blavingad...

[kosmogrl]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

And then you slay them with your curved blade of light! A most wonderful idea

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

why don't you respect the horses. They seem alright

[dehydratedlydia]

i have no respect for anyone with a bigger dick than me

[teaboot]

Was gonna comment with a picture of a shrew, a creature whose penis averages smallest in the world at 0.2 inches, before remembering that “your dick small” jokes are hurtful and reductive. Fire away king

[teaboot]

ur right that yellow is pretty next two blue i learnt that, but its still ugly alone! how about you be orange instaid of yellow? its a good colour all on its own!!!

How could I hope to attain peace within myself while so easily swayed to the pursuit of dissatisfaction

[teaboot]

yellow isnt even a nice colour u should be blue like me!

I think colours are prettiest when they sit together with their friends

[theblackparadeisdead]

Kid today (probably like 6 years) came up to me and was like "teacher teacher what's your name" and i was like "asha :) also im not a teacher" and he was like "okay asha asha asha I need help" and i was like "okay buddy what's wrong" and he showed me this chunk of metal he'd found sitting in the sun that he was just carrying around and it was super sharp and super hot from the sun and he was like "my hand hurts :(" and i was like "ok. put that down. does it still hurt?" And he did and was like "no." and then he picked it up again and immediately went "my hand hurts :(" again and then I was like "kid. put that down and stop touching it" and he was like "ok but when I touch it my hand hurts :(" and i was like "Please Just Stop Touching That. If you dont touch it your hand won't hurt" and this went on for like another 2 minutes before i got him to realize that if he stopped touching the metal it would not hurt. Kids are so fucking weird man

[theblackparadeisdead]

Comments that make me realize this kid is probably what I sounded like to my therapist when complaining about the consequences of all my bad habits

[teaboot]

I’m not confessing to anything but if you’ve ever had a really really bad tattoo I can now tell you that a sterilized stainless steel carrot peeler is not as effective as you’d think solutions-wise

[beat-oot]

I can feel that oof

[teaboot]

I am obsessed with cacti and want to fill my house with cacti but I need a lamp and have NOT been able to find a cactus lamp that is both Good To Look At and Not Three Hundred Dollars so I have here this ceramic cactus and today’s mission is to turn it into a lamp

[teaboot]

Behold

[da-lil-muffin]

[teaboot]

[beat-oot]

Ok muffin i need you to calm down before we have an incident

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[beat-oot]

I have an amulet

[teaboot]

Lol tranny

Good job! Now try this one

[beat-oot]

Uhhhh ball i think

[beat-too]

GOOR JOB!!!!!!!! ૮(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)ა

[beat-oot]

Thanks

[daedalusmachine]

^ shoutout citizens of this nation

[beat-oot]

Real

[maristarz]

YOU'RE NONBINARY?

[beat-oot]

No I was giving them a shoutout

[tree-aet]

Hi!

- @beat-oot

hello!!!! :>