Pixie’s House of Random

Hello! Allow me to welcome you to a bunch of whatever interests me at the moment. I do not claim ownership of reblogs, and the only picture of myself is my avatar. Come for the random nerdy geeky weirdness and humor, stay for pointless rambling! Feel free to say hello, I’m very nice to strange people, especially those with nice vans and free candy.

[antidotefortheawkward]

everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

[antidotefortheawkward]

instant gratification monkey my beloved

[antidotefortheawkward]

[antidotefortheawkward]

[beatmewithpixiestix]

I missed this.

[abernathyvalois]

The only male gaze I ever desire to be perceived through is the hozier gaze.

[cobalus-victus]

oh to be the girl who makes it til the end of a horror movie caked in blood

[just-shower-thoughts]

One of the more realistic things about Monopoly is that you can buy yourself out of prison with enough money.

[thatsbelievable]

[kaelio]

truly dauntless

[anais-ninja-bitch]

he. is insane.

[beatmewithpixiestix]

[so-over-ableism]

auditory processing issues are like yes i can hear everything in this room no i didn’t hear what you said yes i will finish your sentence when you restart and no i will not know the answer to your question after all of this

[highassi]

I'd rather be funny than pretty...but good thing I'm both, y'all stay safe tho

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[wilwheaton]

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[yourlocaladhder]

Anxiety is not activism.

[newthinkerer]

A minithread of two tweets by Kingfisher & Wombat (@/UrsulaV) the first reads:

["O best beloved, if you are doomscrolling twitter today, ask yourself if there is anything you personally do.

If there is, do it. If there isn't, remember that anxiety is not activism. Your misery does not improve the world a single iota."]

the second, as reply to the first, reads:

["You are not required to wallow in despair to prove your humanity. Better to go and work on something you can fix right now."]

[dare-to-dm]

When the party never prepares for anything, but their repeated failures don’t damper their confidence

[bakuraryxu]

utterly obsessed with this bubble tea place

[toastbutteregg]

[heropirate]

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

[beatmewithpixiestix]

…it’s going to take him a while.

[plant-folk]

::Wildlife camera in a national preserve in the Yukon captured a large family of wolves and their pups::

[astaerion]

the witcher + text posts [3/?]