When all else fails.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 23 Bi. Latina. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just a place for me to put my things. k thanks bye

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[taraljc]

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

[h0ped3lusion]

This is so satisfying to watch—

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Today the sky looked like straight from a van gogh painting

[blanketfortarchitect]

[sapphic-nature-witch]

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Polaris, The North Star

[vague-humanoid]

Related

[lwyzlwyz]

[clarasunflowers]

[cinikuscirmi-deactivated2025043]

csuuuszkalnak

[facklewackle]

they sure do

[sapphic-nature-witch]

✨️🫙✨️Spells✨️🫙✨️

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rylandgraces]

Fear Street: Part 1 – 1994 (2021) dir. Leigh Janiak

[kaijutegu]

I found a copy of my mom's favorite book from childhood! It's called Striped Ice Cream and I'm gonna wrap it in plastic and then some foil and bury it in a gallon of Neapolitan.

And I'll say "look, mom, I got you that striped ice cream you're always talking about!" and convince her to serve it up for dessert.

[kaijutegu]

I'm gonna wrap a layer of waxed paper around it too, so that the marker doesn't rub off and it's easier to fish out. I'm not sure how I'm gonna excavate the ice cream, exactly. I made a template. I'm hoping to like... cut around it and then peel back a layer about an inch deep that I can just put back on top.

[kaijutegu]

Mom thinks I'm at the park with the dog but I'm out in the garage burying a children's book from the 60s in a gallon of ice cream. This is one of the weirdest ways I've ever wrapped a present.

[kaijutegu]

Well, shit.

[kaijutegu]

Modern problems require modern solutions.

[kaijutegu]

Now to work on smoothing the top a bit. It's not going to be perfect but it'll still be a good surprise.

[kaijutegu]

"What have you done to this ice cream??"

[kaijutegu]

AND THEN MY DAD TOLD HER IT WAS A BOOK BECAUSE HE WAS TOO EXCITED

[kaijutegu]

You know who else is excited about this ice cream based enrichment puzzle? MY MOM.

[kaijutegu]

Happy Mother's Day!

[neurospicybirb]

ICE CREAM BASED ENRICHMENT PUZZLE

[kaijuno]

Sacred image

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

Look a this photograph

[kaijuno]

[spooksandwheezes]

this bitch said “,okay,”

[raviposting]

Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”

[music note as flashlight turns off]

Shane: “Okay!”

[trulyvincent]

[bastardtime1716-deactivated2020]

me when i suddenly get emotions

[mikaeled]

Milana Vayntrub in Werewolves Within (2021)

[thesociologicalcinema]

“Mad women fight back”; “Bet your ass we’re paranoid” - Psychiatric survivors during a protest in 1976

[bananapeppers]

the woman on the right is Saralinda Grimes, and I believe that this photo may have been taken at the June 29–July 29, 1976 sleep-in in the office of California Governor Jerry Brown enacted by members of Network Against Psychiatric Assault and Women Against Psychiatric Assault, documented in Madness Network News 4, no. 1 (1976). I welcome correction.

in her own words, Saralinda Grimes was a “deaf Native American lesbian feminist” (Madness Network News 4, no. 3 [1977], 9). she was active with Women Against Psychiatric Assault.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[citrineghost]

The seemingly universal inability to understand how reviews work makes me want to cut someone

[lfglhspjfpdskjfspfdjp-deactivat]

ship of theseus but make it all recipes.com