Dracaena braunii

[whitepeopletwitter]

[evooob]

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

[skarchomp]

Guys the most amazing thing happened at work today.

So I was working at the counter, and then the great beast rose out of the sea, his ten crowns adorning his seven heads, upon which were written the names of blasphemy. And then, I couldn’t believe it, the seven trumpets sounded, as the words that no man can hear were shouted from the heavens, and th

[cubonetears-deactivated20220426]

i simply do not vibe with the concept of having to give human hours of my life in exchange for the necessities of living

[afloweroutofstone]

Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

[bendingsignpost]

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole. 

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

[purple-beard]

Malicious compliance

[leondaniel]

Also in Mexico City they couldn’t fly the flag but they didn’t said anything about a picture of a flying flag ❤️

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

THIS IS SOME GOD TIER CHAOTIC LAWFUL EVIL STUFF

[gayvetforlife]

dude you gotta do what you gotta do

[beingbluee-deactivated20240330]

The New Delhi Embassy decided to just light up the the whole building! I’m so proud!

[antique-scarecrow]

 THEY LITERALLY FLEW A PICTURE OF THE FLAG

[distortionsprite]

Malicious Compliance is my favourite thing ever

[glossgender-deactivated20200405]

[strayhopes]

It’s been said before but if public libraries weren’t a fact of society and were proposed today they would be roundly rejected as pie in the sky communism

[wiselwisel]

[cydonianmystery-deactivated-dea]

N U N   R A V E

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BLESS THIS MOSH PIT

[debonairbexar-deactivated202108]

“Drop the blessed bass sister Mary Bethel!”

[weallneedsomethingtobelievein]

I’m not gonna lie, this made my night.

[omghotmemes]

10/10 would visit again

[communistbussy]

[dailytwitterposts]

[android1000]

[killowave]

[academiemelusine]

Slytherins, you’re on thin ice.

[purrrcrastination]

[gifsandsound]

[sillyhonoguma]

this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr 

[defunctzombie]

UNMUTE

[thexfiles]

as a society we have to start bullying rich ivy league kids more. they’re like “i go to harvard” and you gotta be like “what? never heard of it”

[thexfiles]

i got a lot of shit about this post a few days ago but ever since that scandal broke? crickets

[boopednose]

“I have a degree from yale”

“Psh did your MOM buy it for you?”

[ants-are-fascinating]

When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.

A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

“I’M GETTING BETTER”

[kuroba101]

Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.

[glitterandgrunge]

IM NOT YET DEAD SIR

[lazorsandparadox]

You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.

[silent-wordsmith]

@finite-experience, this seems like the sort of thing you’d like to see

[mister-christmas]

Ant 1: To the ant graveyard with you

Ant 2: But I’m not dead

Ant 1: You smell dead

Ant 2: Fair enough

[eric-coldfire]

Ant 1: “I thought you were dead.”

Ant 2, after acid wears off: “I got better.”

[ottermatopoeia]

Ant 2, returning to the colony: i lived bitch