Rising Night

[foxgraves]

there are 4 planets in retrograde right now plus a full moon and everyone i know is either off the walls horny, disassociating, or more depressed than usual

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

I’m all three bitch

[beautifulstormyday]

You know what's great about being single?

Not a fucking thing, that's what

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[definegodliness]

Sometimes the wind brings whiffs of her perfume, then time collapses; crumbles on the burial grounds beneath, and I freeze, locked up in thousand memories; with closed eyes I drift away, allowing myself to see     the past that was, the future that would never be.    I must open my eyes before I forget to breathe.

Desolation sigh, by M.A. Tempels © 2017 (via definegodliness)

[definegodliness]

In the end it all comes down to waves; what surges through our veins; the way we make contact, physical or ethereal.                                             A                                    greater                                connection.     Be it touch, or energy resonating, it all comes down to this pull that is not gravitational, nor magnetic, yet moving us closer                                               toward each other.      In the end it all comes down to waves, surging, frothing waves; salt residue sticking on the skin of lovers.                                 The full moon,                                  blushing.     The intangible unrelentingly undulating inside of us.

Waves, by M.A. Tempels © 2017 (via definegodliness)

[4am-reflections]

we’re friends, but, but not friends. friends but i still find myself on the phone with you every night, laughing at every joke you crack. friends but you still think of me before you go to sleep. friends but you still think i’m beautiful. friends but you still want your hands on my body. friends but always, always more than that.

4am (via 4am-reflections)

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

ok so. there’s an office administrator at my work and she has this cute little 2 year old named William. he calls me “Nick so tall”. like that’s my name to him, but he says it like it’s one word. “Nicksotall”. and i love it so I’ve taken to calling him Will So Lil’ and we get along like a housefire. i haven’t seen him in like two weeks, but his mom comes in to work today and tells me that recently he’s been telling his own bedtime stories, and he starts them all with once upon a time and everything. cute right? well to me it gets cuter, because he has been telling stories about Batman, Spider-man, and Nicksotall. and we have these adventures and climb buildings and fight crime together and i have to be honest, it warmed my heart so fucking much it’s ridiculous

tl;dr I’m a superhero to an adorable 2 year old

[formidableopponents]

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

yessssssss

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

This is so pure

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

i had a visitor at work today.  willsoli’l was a ‘struction worker

[foodieallen-deactivated20171108]

I love this so much 😭😍

[tylerposey]

[out-in-the-open]

Put something in front of Jared’s mouth and he will try to lick it. Dorks, the lot of them! (x)

[beautifulstormyday]

Well then, someone put me in front of Jared’s mouth . . . . ;)

[sixpenceee]

Artist Rose-Lynn Fisher began this project of analyzing different types of tears under a light microscope.

It’s definitly interesting.

But keep in mind this is an ART project. I do not know the scientific verification behind her work. 

You can visit her website here

[ms-redrose]

so cool *0*

[myprettynaillady-deactivated201]

[alexxis91]

This is the greatest summary I have ever read.

[inubouzaki22]

@lynx-you-fucking-nerd

[dusty-purple]

I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.

Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???” 

And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”

And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there. 

And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”

Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level

[the-lucky-ferret]

i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore’s name to Persephone (basically “the one who brings chaos”) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes “fine, but you’re going to visit your mom” “also, I changed your name” “get rekt”

[achillvs]

Also, if I’m not mistaken, Kore means “little girl” so imagine going from that to “chaos bringer”

[parziivillains]

I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up.

[thealienonbroadway]

This may not be the version of the myth that’s commonly known and taught. But is is the original, from before it was altered to scare Greek/Roman girls into submission. Persephone was a badass bitch.

[doloresofdelos]

It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor

[cesperanza]

Dudes wrote it.

[beautifulstormyday]

Because it’s not really about Amidala’s feelings. It’s about Anakin’s. Anakin saw, Anakin wants, Anakin gets. The only reason Amidala reciprocates his feelings is because it would be rapey/stalkery if she didn’t and that’s just not a good look.

[theoldness]

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

[lady-dainty]

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

[beautifulstormyday]

Osteoporosis = bone atrophy.

[siilence]

I want someone to kiss me like it’s the only thing they want to do in this world

[kiwisgalaxy]

In holland when someone doesn’t close the door behind their backs we say ‘Ben je in de kerk geboren?’ which literally translates to ‘Have you been born in church?’ @useless-netherlandsfacts

[langue-etrangere-deactivated201]

In the United States we say, “Were you raised in a barn?” It’s supposed to imply that the person was raised without any manners. But as people who frequently use barns have told me, you would never leave the barn door open because then the animals could get out.

[langsandlit]

In Italy when someone walks in a room and doesn’t close the door we say “abiti al Colosseo?” (and other variants), which translates to “do you live at the Colosseum?” because the Colosseum hasn’t got doors

[kolurize]

In Bulgaria we say ‘Da ne jiveesh v peshtera?’ and it translates as ‘Do you live in a cave?’ and it both implies you were raised mannerless like in the stone ages and that you don’t use use doors b/c caves don’t have any

[whoopsrobots]

In my house we say, “What the fuck, dude?” because I live alone and when a door is opened by someone who isn’t me, it’s usually my cat slamming his face into it at maximum velocity before disappearing into the next room.

[fnhfal-deactivated20180216]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The main characters of Pixars next movie :D

[cryoverkiltmilk]

ohmygosh he is helping the little owl cross the stream in the first one!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“You will get wet otherwise

Here I help

I am good doge”

[thatbakedjedi-deactivated202504]

This is like a Disney movie.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They need an animated film made about the two of them going on an adventure :D

[rosesavage]

I really want to know the story behind these photos, like are they someone’s pets? Are they wild? Are they best friends that stare deep into each other’s soulful eyes?! I’ve got to know!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

How did this unlikely animal friendship begin? :D

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Apparently they are known as Ingo and Poldi. Poldi hatched several days after his clutchmates, and was picked on for being small. Ingo was from a family of police dogs, and ended up looking after the owlet. They are both pets of the photographer.

“They respect each other and they can read each other.”

[rbnhood]

The owl always looks like it’s judging you.