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Hey everybody my name is Matt. I've been a long time lurker but recently decided to get involved in the community and i've been loving it.
I love sneezy ladies especially ones with Giant Sneezes. Also Holdbacks, Build-ups, SWH, and Finger under the Nose.
Feel free to reach out to me about anything Sneeze related or not. My other loves include Yu-G/i-Oh!, Pokem/on, and various animated shows like Amphibi/a, OwlHo/use, and Gr/avityFalls.
I am currently in a relationship and not looking for anything other than friendship, and fun disscusions of our mutual fasination.
#snz ocs - For everything about my OCs.
#oc fic - For my OC stories
#oc art- To see all my beautiful babies
Always down to chat and make friends. Feel free to dm me.
Commission for @helloitsme97 of his OCs Ashlee and Sam
If you like my drawings, and are willing and able to do so, please consider commissioning me, pledging to my Patreon, or donating through ko-fi ☕! You're not obliged to, but every bit helps to keep me living decently and I really do appreciate it!
Heres my half of a trade with the great @ari-snez-art. His end may not be up for a bit. But hes a busy guy so its fine. In the meantime please enjoy this wonderful story. Starting 2 of his ocs Daria and Heather.
This is my first time venturing into anything furry related as well as writing anything nsfw(nothing explicited, but just figured i'd mention it).
Anyways hope you like it and feel free to go check out Ari's stuff if you want more of these characters.
The Shower
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I lounge about on the couch, waiting for Daria to arrive. She had texted me last night asking to hang out this afternoon. But once I arrived I saw a note saying she needed to run to the store real quick.
Suddenly I hear the front door open up. As I make my wait over I hear it slam shut alongside a large thump of multiple items hitting the ground. I round the corner to see Daria with multiple grocery bags lying on the ground.
She seems distressed so I head over to see this issue. She turns to face me and before I even have a chance to react i'm blasted in the face by one of her signature sneezes.
"HAAAAAAACHHHHHEEEEWWW!!!!!!"
I'm sent tumbling to the ground by the force of her titanic nose. I was no stranger to the strength of her sneezes. While mine were certainly large. Daria was on a whole different level.
I pick myself off the ground to see a look of concern on Daria's face.
"Omg Heather, i'm so sorry. I didn't see you there, and I just couldn't hold it anymore."
"Bless you darlin. Its fine. When you gotta ya gotta."
"Yeah, and boy do I gotta today. Its so nice out and my ahh aller aller gee hhe heeee."
As she begins building to a second sneeze I quickly run over and place my finger under the tip of her trunk.
“He huuh hii haa huuu.” *Snrrrfff* "Thanks, almost blasted you again. Urgh I need to wash all this p-pp-p-pollen off before I iii iii."
Her eyes squeezed shut as I brace for the worst.
But at the last second she seems to reel it back. "Phew, close one. I don't know if i'll be able to keep it under control long enough to even get to the shower. Never mind getting cleaned off. Any chance you could help me out. I know its not how you planned to spend your day. But i'm afraid of what this bad boy could do if you move your finger."
"Sure thing Daria. I'm no stranger to an out of control sniffer. Lets get you cleaned up." We start slowly making our way to her bathroom. As I do my best not to remove my finger from its precarious position.
As we enter the bathroom Daria immediately points out an issue I hadn't even considered.
“So now what? You can't hold my nose for me while i'm in the shower."
I look over to her as i'm adjusting the shower temperature with my free hand. "I guess not. Not unless I got into the shower with you."
"I mean I wouldn't mind if you don't." Her cheeks immediately turn red. "Wait no I didn't mean. Unless you. No forget it i'll I iiii iihhhh eee huuhp"
I turn my attention fully back to the task at hand. Using both hands to soothe her wriggling trunk.
"Tt ttthanks, your gggg good at tbis."
"Like I said I got a lot of practice with my own nose." The room goes silent for a few seconds before I make my decision. I begin to get undressed.
"H hhhearher wh whuuuht are you doing?"
"Well like you said. I'm gonna need to get in the shower if we're gonna keep you from blowing a hole in the wall. So hurry up and get those clothes off. They probably got a ton of pollen on them."
Just the mention of the word pollen is enough to distract Daria long enough that shes able to strip without dying of embarrassment.
We both step into the shower to find the water is perfectly warm and relaxing. Almost enough to make me forget the situation i've somehow worked my way into.
Daria immediately reached for the soap and began to lather herself up. Clearly eager to get through this situation as fast as possible, for a number of reasons.
But I could see she was struggling to properly coat herself. Likely as a result of the allergic tears obscuring her vision. I reach out and begin to help spread the soap across her body. "Here you go honey."
Her skin was soft. Much softer than you'd expect for how leathery it looks. I wonder what moisturizer she uses. Its probably in here someone.
"Hhhh he Heather..."
I snapped out of my daze to realize I had let go of her nose which was flailing around wildly.
"Gohhoto guunna gun goonaaa sneeeeeeeeeze!"
Her trunk was spasming all over the place. Far too much for me to get my hands in the right spot in time.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
With moments to spare I did the only thing I could think of. I reached out and clamped down on her trunk as hard as I could.
The blast was still intense despite my best efforts to stifle it for her. Water had flown all over the bathroom walls. The shower curtain had blown clean off the rung and across the room. All the cleaning products had completely scattered, save for the lone bar of soap in her hand.
The only reason I was still standing was my firm grip on her trunk. "So, you good?"
"For dow." *Snrrrf* "But theres definitely still more in there. And I don't think I can do that again. They feel like Big Ones."
That was a bad sign. Daria's normal sneezes were enough to send folks running for the hills. But when she felt a Big One coming. No one was safe. "Well, let's hurry up and get you clean then.
"Yeah. I'll try and warn you when they're coming."
I lather my hands in soap and begin to scrub. Hoping those stifles dulled the itch enough that she can go with my finger for a bit.
As Daria works on the lower parts of her body I find my hands making their way towards her chest. I hesitate for a moment before a quick glance from her assures me its alright.
Her breasts are soft and supple. Anyone who saw Daria could tell they were large, even for an Elephant. But its not until you have your hands on them that you truly get a sense of scale.
As I move off her voluptuous breasts and work my way around the rest of her body. I can really feel the pollen grains starting to rub off her skin. "Wow you were really caked in this stuff."
"T t thee helll me about it. I huh heh heeew ho b boy its. Its coming soon I can tell."
As she says this I get to her head. "Ok eyes closed hun this should only take a moment." I soap up her face before rinsing it all off with a few handfuls of water.
It seems like shes finished up her lower half and given the shampoo is sitting in the sink a quick scrub of her hair will have to do.
"Ok seems we're all done except for..." We stare at the last thing to be clean. Her nose. We both know one wrong move here could end it all. Just the thought seems to make her start to twitch. So best to get it over with.
"Just hold on a bit longer girl. We got this in the bag." I slowly begin to work my way down from the base of her trunk. Leaving a trail of soap as I go.
When I reach her nostrils I do my best to clear up any residue left over. A single fingertip ever so gently cleansing the rims of the loaded gun pointed right at me.
"Hi ihidid he haa iiihhaaa aa ha i a...phew."
Crisis averted. And with a gentle stream of water to clear the soap bubbles, we seem to be finished.
I go to wipe my face off when I realize i've made a horrible mistake. I still had some soap on my hands and it brushed right over my nose.
"Www wait n no Dar d aria I think I nee e gon nana HEEEEE HII HHIIEEEE HUUU HAAAASHOOOOOOO HIIIIICHHOOO ABII ACHOOOOOOO!!!!"
I knock myself right out of the shower and onto the bathroom floor. At least it seems that my nose is satisfied. But as I look up to see if Daria is ok. I realize shes not so lucky.
Having been knocked into the corner of the tub some soapy water had splashed right onto the edge of her trunk. On top of that the water had a slightly yellow tint from the mountains of pollen washed off her body. And with her already on the edge. There was no way this was going to end well.
"Sss sneeeze b big sneeze gotta ll lo look out c can't hold gonna blow I cih I can I cuhh uuhhhh"
Theres nowhere to hide and no time to run. I brace myself for the impact.
"HIIIGGGI HUIICCHUUIIII III HHEE IIIII MMMMM SSSSORRRYYYYYEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
I feel the massive gust blowing me back into the wall. I hear cracking coming from something. Its hard to tell with the intense air pressure change causing my ears to pop. It truly feels like being caught in a hurricane.
Theres a large crash, and then Silence.
I hesitate for a moment to open my eyes. But when I do I see a massive dust cloud and a large pile of debris in front of me. I look up to see a huge hole in the ceiling. I cover my nose to avoid breathing any of it in. The last thing we need right now is more sneezing.
I make my way to my feet to see Daria laying in the cracked remnants of her tub. Water spilling out. While she just seems to be in total bliss. I guess that sneeze really took it out of her.
Also I find it so funny that person who made the "call out" post about me(in which they used the r slur twice). And said Oh easy block. Did not block me. I know this because 8 hours later(I was asleep) I was able to go to their page and block them.
These clowns are just looking for a reaction.
So here it is. Y'all are gonna have to try Way hard uf you wanna hurt my feelings.
I'm sorry but that call-out post is so performative 😭 You can't really think someone drawing a cartoon dog that was retconned to be a "kid" is the same as someone interacting with actual minors like please be serious. There's no way you're actually 28 and still doing this high-school level virtue signaling. I'm not blocking op but I'm blocking you because anybody who tries that hard to pretend to be "unproblematic" is def hiding something, just saying.
Top ten signs you've made it.
Crazy people start sending you anon hate for nonsense.
My half of a trade with @cherrycherrytree. A story featuring their 2 adorable ocs Toby and Nat. They get into a bit of contest to see who can holdback their sneeze the longest. If you like these 2, be sure to check their page for more stories and some amazing art.
The Contest
"H-Hey Nat?"
"Yeah Hunny." Nat turns his attention to Toby who seems visibly nervous.
"I was wondering if, maybe we could. You know what, never mind its stupid, i'm stupid. Forget i'm even here."
"You're not stupid honey. And i'd never wanna forget you." He places a gentle kiss on Toby's crimson cheeks.
"Ok ok fine. I just wanted to see if maybe you'd be ok with me" *gulp* "trying to make you sneeze. While you try to hold back."
"Oh honey. You know you can do whatever you want with my nose."
*Sigh*
"But what if we made it a little more interesting? Think maybe I could tickle your nose too?"
"O-ok. Uh yeah, Yeah lets do it." Toby went over to his dresser and pulled out to plump feathers, handing one to Nat. "So, uh, whenever you rea"
He was immediately cut off by a sharp tickle in his nose. As Nat began to work his nose over.
"H-hey n-n-no fair."
"All fair in love and war my darling. Besides, your nose is much tougher than mine. I think I deserve a head start."
"Oh d-do you now." Toby began his nasal assault with a far more refined approach. While Nat went all in from the start. Toby knew a good sneeze takes finesse.
Nat's nostrils immediately began to quiver as his own feather slowed. His attention beginning to turn to the tickle growing at an embarrassing speed.
"Oh does someone nee-heed to sneeze already?" He asked, doing his best to remain confident despite his own growing itch. This feather had definitely accrued so dust lying in that drawer.
"Nnn nn n ooo, i'm p-p-perfectly f-fine. I could g guh go" *snort* "go all day."
"Well in that case, i'd b-better turn up the heat." Toby's feather finally found its way into his nostril. Brushing back and for, searching for that all important spot.
Nat's nose reacted to the increased aggression instantly. His eyes squeezed shut as his nostrils flared and his grip on the feather loosened. "Heh iih hhib not gu hun hAAAA"
Toby watched in awe as his boyfriend's face folded in on itself from the impending sneeze. It was truly beautiful. Perhaps a bit too beautiful as in all the excitement he had forgotten to keep his mind on his own nose. A fact he was quickly reminded of as a sharp tickle snapped him back to reality. But before he could even attempt to get his bearings. A sharp breath forced its way out. "Huh HEEEEEEEE"
"AAAAAAAAAAA"
"IIIIIIIIIII"
"HAAAACHOOOO"
"IH'CHEEEW"
Both Nat and Toby seemingly lost control at the same time. A fact neither of them had a chance to acknowledge, as they both were very much not finished.
"Ichew hi'choo hee higg achaaa AChuuu"
"Ichoo ichew ichew ichho choo choo"
"HAAA"
"IIIIHHH"
"ECHHHHEW"
"HAAACHOOOO"
And with one finally simultaneous eruption. Both boys found themselves exhausted and sneezed out.
"Wow that was. Wow." Nat said while leaning against the bedframe trying to recover.
"Y-yeah." Toby stammered, unsure if it was due to a residual tickle or the sheer intensity of the situation.
"Looks like it was a draw honey."
"Yeah I guess that means we both lose."
"I disagree." Mmmmuha Nat planted a big old kiss on Toby's cheek. "I think we both win."
Toby felt himself go weak in the knees. He felt like the luckiest boy alive.
It's been a while since I posted snz art on here, so I'm eager to bring your sneezy scenarios to life!! I really want to get back into it, so I'm offering a variety of commission types this time around!
Sketch- $25 (a rough sketch with minimal shading)
Line Art- $30 (a clean line drawing with minimal shading)
Line and Color- $40 (a drawing with clean lines and full color)
Comic Page- $35-$65 (price will vary based on length and complexity of comic, let's talk about it!)
I will draw both human and non-human characters (furry, monster, robot, etc) and am open to both SFW and NSFW commissions ❤️🔥
Examples of all commission types can be seen above! I also charge an extra $10 for each additional character drawn (with the exception of the comic tier)
Sharing to sneeze kink or other related blogs is appreciated!! Please DM if you are interested in a commission!
I decided to bite the bullet and try my hand at snz art. They're pretty low effort sketches, but I'll improve over time. For now though Florian gets to be my victim. Hope you enjoy.
