[fake-tweets]

[juliewlters]

RIVALS (2024 - ) S01E03

[notgaybuckybarnes]

AIDAN TURNER Rivals Season 2

[reticent-vampire]

The Vampire Lestat 3.02

[bifauxnenarmand]

[sophsun1]

Derry Girls – 3.04: The Haunting

[thevtuberlestat]

the difference between interviewing louis and lestat is that louis has spent the past decades ruminating in depressed silence and it’s going to be very hard to say something he hasn’t already thought to himself. daniel can say “have you thought about how your kid’s death was your fault” and louis will be like “extensively.” meanwhile lestat has been living in such avoidance loops that you ask him if he’d stuttered as a child he won’t answer because he needs to have a party drug orgy about it 

[sillystigmata]

And I’ve always said that.

[assiraphales]

daniel molloy has spent his entire career ragebaiting and now the perfect subject, the worlds biggest crashout, is his to terrorize night after night

[marmelade-sky]

Capitalism sucks. Unless it's Louis de Point du Lac doing it, then it's funny.

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Do you know this Musical Song? #366

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

I have never heard this

Voting ended onJul 12

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Song: How Bad Can I Be?

Musical: The Lorax

Composers: John Powell, Cinco Paul, Kool Kojack

[dyk-this-musical-song]

Here's the notes for this submission, btw:

You traumatized 14902 people. Well done.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

sorry the fact that lestat went and bought halloween candy- and still went to give it out despite the fact he was in the middle of a breakdown- just for kids to show up at his door dressed like his dead daughter and two of his exes. absolutely killing me.

[sanguispluvia]

that moment in panic is so funny

the music and the framing are all romantic and sweet, and you're thinking "Ah, they're gonna pay off all the romantic tension built up in episode 1 & 2" but no, she's actually here to blackmail him

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[waystar-royco]

The Vampire Lestat (2026) - Season 1, Episode 1

[lizard-spams-your-dash-too]

I think it's funny how the marketing for tvl was like "the music is awesome! Rock star lestat" and then the first episode everyone, including lestat, is like "this shit is middling to bad"

[lioncourtz]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 01.06 | "Like Angels Put in Hell by God"

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.01 | "Detroit"