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SHAMELESS BEHAVIOR anthology coming in August from Go Deeper Press, featuring "Cutter," a short story by yours truly. Yay!

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Good gawd, Henry Cavill. Why are you doing this to me? I hate superhero movies, but damn if I'm not tempted now to see the new Superman.

#henry cavill

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How to block Sponsored Posts on your Dashboard

Tumblr has recently introduced Sponsored Posts. These posts can come from anyone, regardless of whether or not you follow them, and are primarily for advertising. If you want to block them, simply install Tumblr Savior and blacklist “sponsored_badge_icon” (without the quotes).

#sponsored posts #fuck you tumblryahoo

If you haven't already seen The Take, this is your chance to get your Freddie Jackson on. Not sure when (or if) episodes 3 and 4 will go up.

#the take #tom hardy #freddie jackson

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Song goes with his look

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I've gotten bored with Tom lately, but Freddie might be the thing to renew our romance...

I love Hannibal. He's one creepy fucker, but he wears a mean suit. He's not the sort of guy you'd want to have eat you out...

#hannibal

kitchensurfing

Today is National Donut Day, so we thought we’d share some of our favorite doughnuts from Kitchensurfing chefs. From top:

Bourbon-Vanilla Bean Doughnuts, from Chef Alexander Testere (a.k.a. ”The Breakfast Bachelor”). Photo by Jee Choe.

Bourbon-Glazed Yeast Doughnuts, also from Chef Alexander Testere.

Snickerdoodle Doughnuts, from Chef Julia Nahmias.

Apple Cider Doughnuts, from Chef Samantha Taylor.

Doughnut Muffins, from Chef Jane Tiefel Box.

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snickerdoodle donuts... I just got girlwood

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Greg Puciato of The Dillinger Escape Plan. I am so in love with this man right now. There’s a long list of things I’d like to do to and with him. They include reading the Bible, ending war and world hunger, and fucking like a pair of rabid wolverines.

Black guy kills some people.

News: Thug/Gangster.

Muslim guy kills some people.

News: Terrorist.

Latino guy kills some people.

News: Criminal.

White guy kills some people.

News: Mental illness. (lost soul, complicated psyche, quiet loner, misunderstood, frustrated with life, experienced recent, traumatic, life-altering events that set him off; not to mention all the positive descriptors that are attached to him, i.e. intelligent, PhD candidate, honor roll student, etc.)

Teenage boys rape a girl

News: Potential NFL athletes, popular students, class presidents, funny, intelligent, bright, enthusiastic, handsome, sought after, promising, polite, "poor boys who lost their future dream"

Teenage girl is raped

News: What was she wearing? Was she drunk? How much was she drinking? Was her cleavage showing? Well maybe she was asking for it? Well was it really "rape"? She was a slut. Teens today are too sexually active. Did she lead them on?

I cannot stop listening to this album. Greg Puciato makes me think bad, bad thoughts...

Are we now unable to reply to replies with this latest update? Tumblhoo, you're fucking up my day. Seriously.

BecauseTomHardy is now Because of Reasons!

Yep, I did it. I changed the name. Instead of posting inappropriate comments about just Tom Hardy, I'll be posting inappropriate comments about whatever the hell I feel like. Let the fun begin!