Maya

26 | Black | Bi | She/Her/They This blog is like the wind. Things come and go. But there will be many things you might recognize. So stay and see.

[pammypants-deactivated20210605]

bread.

audio: Sethical (Youtube)

[katsukis-sad-angel]

it’s always florida

[ghuleh-yep]

“Florida man try’s to rob a atm but instead welds it shut”

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

[foolishaj]

WHAT ABOUT MY WELLBEING?!

[foolishaj]

GOD DAMN CHAN!! LEAVE SOME FOR THE REST OF US

[flodaya]

[whispers] Me.

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[not100bees]

Bugs Bunny beats Thanos by setting up an airport and making him take off the Infinity Gauntlet to go through the metal detector.

Miss Piggy beats Thanos by karate chopping him in the face and sending him flying.

[whisperedsighss]

[shereeluvssinners]

Jayme 🤍

[aizawash0e]

my jawwwww needs to be picked up!! she is just so beautiful

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[seungminogie]

[puppyms]

[kissmebeforecourt]

[heychanhey]

I did, Seungmin, thanks for asking.

[puppyms]

[unanuvola]

HAN×TODS @ MFW

[mndvx]

NICK ROBINSONin VOICEMAILS FOR ISABELLE (2026) written and directed by Leah McKendrick