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We're natural liars.

[beckettluvr42]

It would be funny if vampires celebrated the day they were embraced. Like a birthday. But worse.

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Fym worse

I'd love to be a vampire! And I'll celebrate that day in the cheesiest way possible!

[beckettluvr42]

[neuromancey]

Has Beckett literally worn anything other than that fuckass coat

[beckettluvr42]

Well.. technically.. I hope you’re hungry. FOR NOTHING!

[beckettluvr42]

Beckett is a big gay nerd

[beckettluvr42]

I really do sincerely eternally apologize for my sparse posting. I suddenly got thrown into a dungeon where they would pop my arteries like grapes, watch them heal, and then do it again. This was vastly stimulating and entertaining for everyone but me, so I ended up there for the better half of a century.

By that I mean I enrolled in College.

[redstonedust]

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

[beckettluvr42]

This is genuinely a political talking point between the Camarilla and the Sabbat

[lethalbody-deactivated20260329]

OK last post for the day but does Beckett trim his nails before he has sex with someone or

those things are gnarly, no way anyone wants them near their bits?

[beckettluvr42]

I somewhat imagine Beckett cherishes his nails like a man does his beard, so I suspect he wouldn't trim them. Have we considered that after his wife died, he became an eternal pillow prince?

[videogame-fake-brands]

Cock from Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines (2004)

[beckettluvr42]

drawing of jeanette as the concept art that references her w/ harley quinn (allegedly...)

The reference ^ I really couldn't find a good source for where this image came from but I wanted to draw it anyway. teehee. (this was the closest I found)

[beckettluvr42]

happy birthday!!

thank you dearest anon! ♡♡

[beckettluvr42]

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY EVERYKINDRED....

[garygoldenbignaturals]

friends somehow keep sending me feet reels so inadvertently this image exists

[beckettluvr42]

important

[beckettluvr42]

oh, would you look at that! it's me again, your beloved beckett fan!! mr. arvensis here, snicker. (he/him... if you must)

[styxnbones]

hrt in the tzimisce skin pouch

[styxnbones]

[beckettluvr42]

its very transgender of the tzimisce to invest in fleshcrafting

[probablybadrpgideas]

Ok, so.

In the World Of Darkness games - both of them - vampires are paralysed if they have a stake through their hearts. And this is considered "one of their weaknesses is having a stake through their heart"

But if you ram a stake through a human's heart, they just fucking die, which I think we would all agree is a worse consequence then being temporarily paralysed.

Ergo, by any reasonable standard, it's actually humans who are vulnerable to stakes through the heart, while vampires are resistant to them.

So what the fuck?

[beckettluvr42]

I tried to click on this video, and he was posed up like this like i wasn’t supposed to know & it scared me so bad i clicked off

[beckettluvr42]

Beckett