[farewell-itoshisoup]

it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

[kewdose]

sweater weather bfs!!

[snototter]

A male common agama (Agama agama) basking on a rock in Cameroon, Africa

by Bernard Dupont

[william-snekspeare]

[greeniery]

no longer asking what’s wrong with me i don’t believe i care to know

[kitashousewife]

“my back hurts,” osamu bends back, wincing with his eyes closed. it’s a saturday, post dinner rush, and he’s taking a break outside.

“maybe if you wore better shoes, you wouldn’t be bothered so much.”

your voice sounds distant through the phone speakers. his black high-tops kicks a pebble out of the way. very broken in, stained, and even a little ripped. he takes his hat off to rub his head before responding.

“but they match and look nice,”

“you can find nice, matching shoes with some support.”

osamu snorts. “those always look ugly,”

you laugh on the other line, and he grins. you groan, and hold the phone up closer to your lips.

“you’re a dork. we can look online later tonight, okay?”

“fine,” he sighs. he can hear the employees in the shop speaking louder, and he takes that as his queue to go back inside. “ya on yer way? yer favorite is the special tonight,”

he can feel you smile. “it’s the special every night. and yes, i’m only a couple blocks away.”

he pushes the back door open, holding the phone between his shoulder and ear as he puts his apron on again. he finishes the call and heads straight to the seating area to set your table up with the plastic reserved sign. like he does every saturday night.

he might even join you this time. just to rest his back, like he does every saturday.

[itshelia]

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

[plantsrocksthings]

Boletus sensibilis.

[belafujoshisdead]

chodestool

[tatzelwurming]

you can’t say that.

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Enemies to "I accidentally came across you while you were vulnerable and scared and I'm not a total asshole so I tried to help you" to "accidental mutual uncovering of softer sides and vulnerabilities" to "I can't be mean to you anymore, not out of pity but because it would feel weird betraying that brief truce we had" to "Fine I'll make an effort to be nice to you now I guess" to "actually now that we're not actively hating each other you're not so bad I guess" to "i think we're friends but I'm not going to say that because I'm afraid you're not gonna feel the same way" to "oh you also think we're friends? Great" to lovers

[silvysartfulness]

[evilbeast-moved]

moodboard for when you have to make phone calls and send emails and be professional

[kyouka-supremacy]

[shamesonlydaughter]

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

[shamesonlydaughter]

😑

[gruncheon]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[fiouldomestique]

You're in her dps (direct pigeons) while I'm in her family's castle and she's showing me her ankles. We are not the same.

[toskarinfr]

0 note flops only get funnier the more followers you accumulate, like shooting with precise aim and skill a perfectly straight line through an ever increasing line of axe heads directly into the trash

[freshpickle]

justin stewart

[antigeneticsociety]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

Ohhhh caesar zeppeli you done this again to my wine glasses

[tollhousecookie]

Hey check out how hard i ca]

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else ca]

[countably-infinite-rats]

its not that hard guys, wat]