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[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

[pucket]

[transfemininomenon]

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

through a well, ask me but tell look too you fell, now youre away tray my soul wish, knees and a kiss wassum for this, now youre away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

took you’re t'call, no t'k fall gave me n'mall, do you’re away beg n b'steal, at first it’s real didn'b feel, but it’s away

you’re stubborn, jeans stolen, night rowing

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe it’s ha-right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad missed you so! (sad)

it’s hark right BAAAY but jambre, so claybe!

hey ah you, and maisy! but jambre, so claybe annnd other buoy, chaaaay! but jambre, so claybe

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you sad missed you so!

boy you came my life missed you sad, missed you mad so c’baby

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

this, and i cannot stress this enough, changed my life

[ot3]

OPEN RP

“Hey guys, I picked up some snacks from the corner store today. Would anyone like some.“

[vanillacorpse]

i, aslan of narnia, wonders if you bought any sprite

[ot3]

((A talking lion!?))

“Ah, sorry Aslan-san. They only had Sierra Mist. I hope that’s okay.”

[vanillacorpse]

oh ive never tried one. let me 

hhg. what is this flavor? 

AAAUUGHG ITRS FUCKING GOOD!

[tentavision]

Sierra Mist has been discontinued this is the last time you can reblog this. I’m sorry Aslan.

[ot3]

oh my god it’s true

[dukeofash]

Howdy newbies and welcome to Tumblr, it takes a bit of setup to get this site running well so here’s what works for me. One of the neat things about this site is that its a different experience for everyone, so tailor these settings towards what you want from this site. 

New XKit 

[purplecarseat]

am dad!!

[assrtdj]

a scene i did to test out clip studio paint’s animation features (holds face in hands) which i wholeheartedly love

[adamdrawsstuff]

There they were, sword and shield from the same gem, and both were completely perplexed. Gems could make multiple weapons, of course, but multiple different weapons? When a gem was a soul and a gem weapon the personification of it?

Steven cleared his throat, but it still came out cracked, “Pearl, could Mom-?”

“No,” she cut him off. “She absolutely could not.”

A half of a comic page, this time based on my friend @universallywriting‘s fic, Second User, which you can read here!

[spudinacup]

Okay 1 this comic page is so beautiful I wanna weep.

2 I’m gonna have to read this later, I am intrigued

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[magicalmerry]

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

[thenatsdorf]

Mlem mlem mlem

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Me flavored water

[pwesident]

Taste Like

Stinky

[xray32p]

i wanted to do an expression meme for a loooong time and people kept asking me to do this as well so,,, here !!!

feel free to use them (-: credit me though !

[keksbela-art]

Hmmmm maybe maybe

[princess-hope-selfships]

For selfshippers who are plus size but maybe a little self conscious 😍 (from someone who is fat and still learning to love herself 💕)

Your fave is so happy to be with you. They are overjoyed every time they see you! 💓

Your fave loves everything you wear. They're amazed how iconic you look no matter what you're wearing and will actively and eagerly encourage you to wear your favorite fashions! 💗

Your fave loves when you sit on their lap. You don't have to worry about if you're too heavy - they can handle it, and will, because they love being able to hold you like that 💖

Your fave will never judge you even when you're judging yourself. They're always going to tell you that you're a great, wonderful, fun, beautiful, adorable person. 💘

Your fave would never ever let anyone say anything negative about your body type. They know you're wonderful and beautiful, and know that a larger body type doesn't equal an ugly person. 💝

[theminingengineer]

@the-armed-utahn @uncle-beanbag

[uncle-beanbag]

Holds up.

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[sea-blue-bombshell]

[catchymemes]

Weird memories

[sensationgorger-deactivated2018]

i want HANDS on my THIGHS

[justpickupthatpen]

connected trailer.

God this looks cute.

[justpickupthatpen]

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

"Aw, a cute movie about bonding with your kids despite generation differences!"

"A MOVIE ABOUT FIGHTING FUCKING ROBOTS."

[effervescentbi]

thor, master of roasting his teammates

[neospacegov]

Going outside with autism/adhd like *feels all the bushes* *stops to look at a bug* *reads all the signs out loud* *stops to look at a bug* *stops to look at a bug* *feels all the bushes* *stomps on a leaf* *reads all the sign ou

[mewichigogamer-deactivated20201]

[neospacegov]

KARL MARX??

[mewichigogamer-deactivated20201]

OH MY GODHFD i DIDN'T MEAN TO ADD AN IMAGE MY MISTAKE