Ok but which part of ur otp unironically calls themselves “a fucking delight” and which one immediately snorts
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@becomeashadow
Ok but which part of ur otp unironically calls themselves “a fucking delight” and which one immediately snorts
@agitatxr
Reblog if your muse can speak more than one language.
We could do some touching if you like.
The only touching we’ll be doing is my fist in your face.
Kinky.
((Hi guys! Back from LARP but I am utterly exhausted. I might be on later!))
Could you please reblog this if it is okay to ask you straight up if you want to ship?
Bullets in the chamber And his targets are picked Sights on the danger And his quarry is hit !
Just want one thing, just to play the King But the castle’s crumbled and you’re left with just a name Where’s your crown, King Nothing?
hecktors:
which one of your otp is the one to die and which is the one to sit in the middle of the street, holding their dead body, rocking back and forth, screaming “come back, come back, come back”?
((Annoyingly, now I do actually have replies to do, I also have to finish packing.))
spoooder started following you
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“I don’t-” Okay. Okay! Thoughts. Thinking. And ignoring his neck muscl- /Thinking!/ “You-” Rikki growled, “Are an idiot. I know you’re doing something, but guess what else? I know you wanna have some company for like- whatever reason. So. You stop what you’re doing, I don’t punch you. /Yet/.” It seemed like a solid plan. For some reason.
Sighing softly, he reigned his pheromones in. “I still don’t know what you’re talking about...” He smiled at her, offering his arm again. “Does that mean you’ll spend some time with me, then?” He could always utilise them later. When he had her on her own.
becomeashadow started following you
“Whatta ya want, Daken?”
“Aw, c’mon dad. Didn’t you miss me?”
“Should I?”
“Probably not. You never have before.”
noworldnomad
That actually seemed sort of like… Not a bad idea? Like- Well, he was good looking, right? In some sort of punk-idiot way, but it worked on him. And he was interested in her, which was pretty flattering–
/This was not what you should be thinking. Onslaught, Barnes, remember?/ Rikki’s eyes widened, she was appalled at herself- whatever he was doing was still working even though she knew about it. She wasn’t even thinking clearly enough to be smart. “You’re some sorta sicko mind controller!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Are you sure you’re not just surprised you like me back?” He frowned, looking concerned. It was working at first, obviously... Perhaps she’d encountered something like this before? Not exactly a problem. “I was just offering to keep you company. Even buy you lunch, if you’d like that.” Daken kept the waves of pheromones gentle, only enough to encourage her rather than overpower her. “Of course, if you’d rather not, that’s completely fine.”
@damagedtoysoldier
“Then we should get to know each other, hm?” He smirked slowly, looking the other man up and down. This was most definitely the man he was looking for. He wasn’t sure how the man would react to a full faceful of his pheromones, instead gently pushing them out as he held his hand out to shake. “My name’s Daken.”
tinytricksterprince started following you
“... Norman, there’s a tiny thing here.” Daken frowned at the strangely dressed boy. “Who are you? Are you lost? ... Are you another one of Ares’ truanting kids?”
noworldnomad
“Listen, jerk, you couldn’t hurt me even /if/ I wanted you to.” And, yep. That had made no sense. Whatever. The way he was staring… That was a bad expression. Rikki backed off a step. “But this is a nice neighbourhood and I’d rather not cover it in blood. Walk away.”
“Maybe you want to walk with me?” He offered his arm, pushing out his pheromones more forcefully. He kept running into people who were unaffected by them- eventually he had to find someone who still had the potential to be his plaything. He was getting bored.
agitatxr
I’d be offended if I gave a shit what you thought.
Hmm~