❀ Can Hardly Breath✿

"Promises matter, okay? I take this shit to heart." Indie Selective Shayla Nico From Mr. Robot Penned By Arya

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Starter call

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Starter call

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That awkward moment when the Mr. Robot app crashes after the intro video everytime you open it

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“See that badass bitch? That’s the only person you should ever worry about.”

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Starter call

Send 🚼 for a thread with my muse as a child!

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TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)

[text]: send me pictures

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore

[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)

[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore

[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!

[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho

[text]: i love you so fucking much

[text]: i hate you

[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 

[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you

[text]: i need you. now.

[text]: please respond. im so worried about you

[text]: last night was so GOOD

[text]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text]: is he bigger than me?

[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

[text]: you’re just a slut

[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot

[drunk text]: im iss youu

[text]: bed or floor? ;-)

[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !

[text]: i want you naked.

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text]: do you hate me?

[text]: i’m so sorry

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off

[text]: netflix and chill? 

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)

[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

[alexsrpshit]

Batman Under the Red Hood sentence meme

change pronouns as fit, loooots of trigger warnings ahead

“You know, I thought… I thought I’d be the last person you’d ever let them hurt.”

“If it had been you that they beat to a bloody pulp, if they had taken you from this world, I would’ve done nothing but search the planet for this pathetic pile of evil, death-worshiping garbage and then send them off to hell!”

“You don’t understand. I don’t think you’d ever understood.”

“Awwww, so you DO think about me.”

“But if I do that, if I allow myself to go down into that place, I’ll never come back.”

“I’m talking about THEM, just them. And doing it because… because they took me away from you.”

“Is that what you think this is about?”

“ I don’t know what clouds your judgement worse, your guilt or your antiquated sense of morality.”

“[name], I forgive you for not saving me.”

“But why, why on God’s earth …are they still alive?”

“Gotta give the kid points”

“ They came all the way from the dead to make this shindig happen.”

“You’ll be as quiet as possible, or I’ll put one in your lap first.”

“Party pooper. No cake for you.”

“What hurts more? A? Or B? Forehand? Or backhand?”

“A little louder, lamb chop. I think you may have a collapsed lung. That always impedes the oratory.”

“Now, that was just rude.”

“I suppose I’m going to have to teach you a lesson so you can better follow in his footsteps.”

“Nah, I’m just gonna keep beating you with this crowbar.”

“You wanna die? There’s easier ways to kill yourself.”

“You know, it only hurts when I laugh.”

“You said we knew one another. You do seem really familiar.”

“No. I’m just something you helped make.”

“That’s pretty cryptic… but interesting. Tell me more.”

“Who are you working for?”

“Lie to me again, and crashing into a wall head-on will be the least painful activity of your evening.”

“You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk?”

“No. It’s going to be a nightmare.”

“I’m chatty. It’s part of my charm”

“You don’t just do that. That has to be practiced. Learned.”

“But they’re locked up, like a lot locked up. Maybe we should go for a visit.”

“do you want me to take it down?”

“No. This doesn’t change anything. It doesn’t change anything at all.”

“You’re so much less fun now. All grown up and in your big-kid pants.”

“Still, better off than their replacement, right?”

“You gonna do it this time?”

“do you really think I would go through all that trouble and not make sure you knew it was me?”

“I want this person dead. When I say “dead,” I mean seriously dead. Beaten, broken. Their head mounted-on-my-wall kind of dead!“

“Understood. We’ll be taking further precautions at every transaction.”

“You know what I miss most about running with you? The toys.”

“Okay kiddo, I’ve got to go. But it’s been fun though, right?”

“Well maybe a smidge more fun for me than you, I’m guessing, since you’re being awful quiet.”

“You say you want to be better than me, but it won’t happen. Not like this”

“ I’m sorry, that seems to imply that YOU organized this little flambé.”

“Please, I can help you. I know what happened.”

“Do you remember how they where when I found them?”

“Different than [name] in so many ways but still full of potential and power.”  

“But I knew, even from the beginning, they were dangerous.”

“Then I got hem killed. My partner. My soldier. My fault. I own that. I’ll carry that like everything else.”

“They’ve taken everything I’ve ever taught them and turned it on me. It’s a hell of my own making, [name].”

“You loved them. They know that. It should be enough.”

“You can’t stop crime. That’s what you never understood. I’m controlling it. You wanna rule them by fear, but what do you do with the ones who aren’t afraid?”

“I’m doing what you won’t, I’m taking them out.”

“It’s too late. You had your chance. And I’m just getting started.”

“You shattered his collar bone!”

“I didn’t think I had to prop up some pillows before I took him out!”

“I’ve got a problem and you are absolutely the person who possesses the gifts to take care of that problem”

“I’m gonna need something to wear.”

“Don’t be nervous, kid. But if you keep staring at me like that I’m gonna cut your eyes out.”

“No! Don’t spoil it, this is better!” “

I’m the only one who’s going to get what they want tonight!”

“Don’t you just love a happy ending?”

“That took me two hours. You wanna see what I get done in a whole evening?”

“This wasn’t part of the damn deal, you freak!”

“This is what it’s all been about.”

“If you want to stop me, you’re going to have to kill me!”

“This is turning out even better than I’d hoped!”

“Maybe they’re primping.”

“This is the best day of my life!”

Send ♡ if you'd be interested in discussing a ship between our muses

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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Sometimes I find myself not being able to get in touch with my character, especially since I have so many sometimes they can just mesh into one person rather than being their own individual selves. So here’s something I came up with when you’re lacking muse or just want to get to know your character more. So just reblog and people can send you the following:  

♫ - talk about your character’s taste in music/their favorite songs

 † - is your character religious, if so explain their background on that religion

✆ - what kind of phone does your character have and what applications are most likely always used

✎  - write a drabble or just give some headcanons on your character’s childhood

☑ - what are some things your character can’t live without

☁ - what is your character’s favorite or least favorite type of weather

✏ - write a drabble or just give some headcanons about a major event in your character’s life

♥ - talk about your character’s family (siblings, cousins, parents, foster parents, etc.)

❣- how was or is your character in school

☜ - when your character sees themselves in the mirror, what do they see? how do they see themselves

♜ - explain any hobbies your character may have, go into detail like how they got into them and such

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[thoughtsintorhymes]

I say, “I’m not a nice person,” but you just shake your head. You tell me you never want to hear me say that again. You say, “Just because you’re lonely, it doesn’t mean you’re bad, and just because you bleed a little too often, it doesn’t mean that you’re mad.” I say, “I’m not a nice person,” but you tug on my sleeve. You say, “Then how come you’ve always been so goddamn nice to me?”

maybe you’re right, and I was too kind // r.e.s (via thoughtsintorhymes)

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@ samesmail: day 30 of #MrRobot https://instagram.com/p/BEPFfkkiV50/

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RP starters: Heated argument.

content warning: death baiting.

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Leave. Leave right now.”

“What more do you want?!”

“I really wish you were never born.”

“I hate you!”

“Can you just fuck off already?”

“Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”

“All you do is whine.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?!”

“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”

“How did that feel?”

“Oh my god, I don’t care!”

“No wonder nobody likes you.”

“Is this how little you think of me?”

“That hurt you son of a bitch…”

“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”

“Leave me alone!”

“I can break your nose if I want to.”

“Are you going to cry now?”

“I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”

“You’re so pathetic!”

“I won’t forget this.”

“I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”

“Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”

“I have a right to be angry.”

“This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”

“Get out of my life!”

“You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”

“You ruined everything.”