Sorry Guys, I’m Running Late Again

•Dianna• she/they• 21• everything is going to work out

[fruitblush]

Tattoo commission

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

[11thfempachi]

Girls just wanna have fun

[rosslynpaladin]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[iamanewvagina101]

what r ur kinks

I'm consumed by grief

[possumtion]

Annoying mites that bother you in your sleep

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[crowwkui]

ruthye's first trip to earth 🌎

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[ceruleanheaven]

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

[translatingpoststogerman]

himmelblauerhimmel

ich bin immer ein falsches wort davon entfernt von all den leuten erschossen zu werden die mich erträglich finden

Notes:

In German, when someone is being shot, you have to specify whether they were merely wounded ("angeschossen") or shot to death ("erschossen").

[anonymousalchemistz]

I do like that given the opportunity to specify, you did choose to kill op

[translatingpoststogerman]

I assumed that's what op intended

[thatsoup]

The light inside an oven is crucial to getting breads to rise. Without the light inside simulating the sun, the bread can't tell which way is up, leaving it twisted and ruined.

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[lukeishope]

You know, you can’t really be brave without being scared at first. It’s just a matter of finding someone to be brave for.

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[blurred-antics]

just got my blood drawn and am now impatiently waiting for the results while it rains outside. in a very kermit time in my life or whatever

[rpfwasfine]

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

[rpfwasfine]

[the-joju-experience]

I mean, I guess there's always the inherent eroticism of the sea

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[pride-knightess]

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act