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It's been a while since I said "this person wins the internet", but today it is merited.
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hi trans kiwis and friends. if you haven't seen the news, they're trying to pass a frankly insidious bill in aotearoa to define the terms 'man' and 'woman' based on biological sex. this unsurprisingly reflects a lot of similar cruel efforts happening overseas at the moment. IT HASN'T PASSED YET, but I figured I should speak up about it because this is happening as we speak.
(screenshot from the linked RNZ article)
it seems very fucking bleak!!!! please don't lose hope! it hasn't passed yet and a lot of the shoddy bills suggested by the coalition have been shot down already. it's still worth knowing about. you don't have to share this post if you don't want to. I just know that a lot of my followers are kiwi. if there are any updates as to what we can do to push back against this, I'll make a relevant addition. kia kaha, okay? love you all.
UPDATE: you can now very quickly and very easily submit a comment on the bill! these will be counted and considered in parliament.
it took me less than three minutes, and that's only because I wrote a whole paragraphs on why this is a stupid idea. all you really need to put is "don't pass this bill" if you want. it'll only take 30 seconds.
if you're able to and you want to, please consider reblogging! the more reach this gets, the better. thank you all so much [:
you make like. five slightly brown smoothies. just five! only five! and your wife starts calling them "your shartinis." well guess what? there is more to a great smoothie than color! and you know what, blending all produce that wouldve just wilted in the fridge together is a great way to avoid wasting it. so many bags of slightly wilted spinach! so many slightly bruised strawberries! so, so many brown bananas and overly mushy apricots and slightly wrinkly knobs of ginger! all saved! saved by the power of blending! and if it looks a little brown then so be it! more for me. im nutritional as fuck rn.
in terms of golden age of tv prestige drama protagonists don draper was the only one born in the exact right era like walter white was supposed to be synthesizing laudanum in 1822 and tony soprano should have been a junior tetrarch under diocletian but don draper could only have existed in the 60s bc that's the last time in history you could steal someone's identity just by taking their ID and going yes this has been me the whole time trust me
How am I supposed to fall asleep with this wrist brace preventing me from twisting my hands into a horrid little ball under my chin?
I recently learned that american chilli powder is not powdered chillis, but a spice mix FOR chilli, which explains why every online recipe i have attempted that involved it for the past 15 years has tasted shit. Inedibly spicy and actually pretty flat flavour. The chilli powder I can buy is 100% chilli (usually cayenne I think).
I thought you guys had insane spice tolerance...
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Doing a final project in my stats class, we have to pick a subject and collect data on it. We need at least 100 data points, and I figured this blog is big enough that a poll on here could get to that pretty easily!
Doing my project on if it’s more likely to be born in certain months :]
I have gotten the OK from my teacher to collect data using a Tumblr poll, btw. I’m also going to have to send her this post as proof of where I got the data from / proof I didn’t just make up the numbers. So. Behave
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Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things
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I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it
The public bins in Whitby, North Yorkshire, say "Thank you for using me!" when you step on their pedal and put rubbish in them.
I guess humiliation is one of the better kinks to be giving robots but that doesn't make it good.
The Government offensive against New Zealand media
The Government is waging a war on New Zealand media. In a week where Reporters sans Frontieres announced that New Zealand media freedom had dropped 17 places in 12 months on its global scale, two very disturbing events nearer to home, should be cause for alarm.
The decision to abolish the Broadcasting Standards Authority is a deliberate attempt to do two things:
Undermine the accountability standards of New Zealand media that made ours one of the freest in the world within reason
Leave no one who has been attacked through broadcasting any recourse in getting redress
I have made complaints on a few occasions to the Broadcasting Standards Authority. One was about Newstalk Z.B. host Mike Hosking when he delivered a xenophobic dialogue in his weekly "Mike's Minute" segment. It was a dialogue that was questionable in terms of its take on migration and was laced a seemingly anti-Arab/anti-Muslim sentiment. The complaint that myself and another then Amnesty International member in Wellington jointly lodged was dismissed, but the comprehensive rebuttal of the complaint we laid was something of an eye opener about how to write a response in that context.
I considered making another in February 2023 when Cyclone Gabrielle was approaching the North Island. It came after hearing Mr Hosking and his wife Kate Hawkesby, who is another Newstalk Z.B. host, openly questioning the need for Civil Defence to declare an emergency. This was despite knowing that a potentially catastrophic situation was developing in Northland, Auckland, Bay of Plenty, Gisborne and Hawkes Bay. A few weeks prior, a significant flooding event brought on by severe thunderstorms had caused hundreds of millions of dollars in damage on Anniversary Day and led to widespread evacuations. The suggestion that schools should close again so soon appeared to rile Mr Hosking and Ms Hawkesby.
Despite these experiences, the B.S.A. performs an absolutely essential task by being a regulatory body for New Zealand media. It is true that greater investment in the means to regulate internet media is needed, but that forms part of a greater picture of an organization trying to do its best whilst hamstrung by a lack of appropriate funding, and now being attacked for failing because of it.
A fairly typical rightwing response to something that is deemed a nuisance.
This decision came a couple days after a T.V.N.Z. reporter, Maiki Sherman was made to resign following a media hit job. Whilst the allegation that she allegedly used a homophobic slur is a bad look and she should have known better is definitely true, the timing of it is appallingly bad. It comes at a time when the media are waking up to just spectacularly incompetent this Government is. One so terrible that journalists who normally sing the National Party song book are starting to call them out. It is one so terribly awful that there is a very realistic chance that Christopher Luxon will be the first ever one term Prime Minister.
I myself am no fan of Maiki Sherman. I have long thought that she and several other now departed political editors were National Party choir girls. In parties in Beehive offices, there is a clear slant because the Minister/s hosting have put a very exclusive office at their disposal for the event. Despite being a party, a certain degree of decorum should still be expected, and bringing ones sexual orientation into the conversation, however innocently it might have been intended, is not the wisest idea.
But on this day, I do feel somewhat sorry for Ms Sherman. All political editors need to have the confidence of their employer, or as a former editor, Paddy Gower says, they might as well quit and leave. Who fills her shoes with a bit less than six months until the end of the political cycle might well wonder if they have been handed some kind of poisoned chalice.
And to cap a grim week for the media off, A.C.T. leader David Seymours continued offensive against Radio New Zealand and Television New Zealand is causing alarm among media commentators.
If the Government wants to win the election, maybe it should end this war on New Zealand media.
Source: The Government offensive against New Zealand media
i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background
i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.
take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:
what's your JND?
.00030-.00099
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.0017-.0024
.0024-.0031
.0031-.0038
.0038-.0045
.0045-.0052
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.0059-.0066
.0066-.0073
.0073-.0080
.0080 or greater
it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)
i'd love if you could reblog for reach
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me seeing a mutual's happy post: "hell yeah buddy :)" *hits like*
me seeing a mutual's sad/vent post: "aww no buddy :(" *hits like*
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