Beddable & Fantasticality

Things that will blow your mind.

[tunapoisson]

why can’t I hold all these birbs?

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[californiakingme]

Why not. Do me a solid Roger

[maryburgers]

roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.

[thesqhq-blog]

C’mon Roger. I need you.

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

Help me get mew

[beddable-blog]

ROGER PLS

[youcantfuckaskeleton]

I HATE ECEVERUTHING!!!!!‘nn EM!!!

NOBODY CAB FUCKING FUCK A FUCKING FUCKKN SKWLETON YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON YOU CANT DO IT!!!!! YOU CANT FUCK A FUCKING SKELETON IT HAS NOTHING TO FUCK THERE IS LIYERALLY NOTHJNG THERE KR WOULD HURT!!!! IT WOULD HURT AND BE COLD AND NOT FUN!! NO FUN AT FUCKING A FUCKINH AKELETON AND HWRE ARE ALL THESE FUCKING TEENS THT IM GONNA FUCKING /KINKSHAME/ CALL ME THE PUREST FORM OF A FUCKING

K I N K S H A M E R

BECAUSE YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETON

IM GONNNABBABANA SAY IT A FUCKING GAIN YOU

CANNOT BY ANY FUCKING MEANS FUCK A BONEMAN BONEDADDY BONEY BRO

NO THERES NO WAY THERES NOTHING THERE YOU GONNA FUCKING???? RUB YOUR GENITALS ON A BONE??? ON A PELVIS YOU WNANA GRIND ON A BONEY FUCKING PELVISCvv??? REALLY????????????FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU C A N N O T C A N N T

FUCK A S K E L E T O N

IM SO MAD IM SOMAS IM SO MAS I SHSODMAD IMSO MAD IMNSOMAD IMSOMAD IMSOA MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD. YOU CANT FUCK A SKELETOB I WANNA PPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH SONETHING YOU FANT

FUCK A SKELETOB

YOU CANT CUFUCK A SKELEOETOH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YYYYYYPI CANT FYCKCA A FUCKCING SKELEON BYIU CANT FUCK A NOKNE OU WVAKAMKNSHSGWHSUWMUWKANODUWLAOWTWIWPQMSBGXTXISWPPQEYEBXH YCKWOW GRONSHS YOU CANT

MMM

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YIU

CANNOT

MMM

F U CK

A

S K E LE TO OB

NECROPHEILA IS A FUCKCINBH CRIMW

WABNA GO TO FUCKING PRISON YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER?????? YOU FUCK BONES?????? DUSTY BONES!?????!? YOH WANNA FUCKING DIE???? ITS!!!! FAKEBbb!!!!!! SANS IS A FUCKIG

BONE MAN

B O N E. BO N E. BONEONONE BOOOOIIIIOOOOOOOONE BONEY BRONEY HES A BOBE ONE BONE ABOBE P

HE HAS NO MAGIC FUCKING JELLY DICK HE HAS NOTHING HE HAS SHORTS ANS A PELVIS I WANT TO

CONNIT

AUICIDE HE HAS NO TONGUE HE CANT KISS YOU YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER

HE HAS NO DICK HE CANT FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY BONE FUCKER

HE HAS NOTHING N O T H I N G ITS

E M P T Y

HAVE YOUEVER SEEEEEEN A SKELETONVnvnv?!?!!??! A FUCKING SLELETON??!?!?!?!!??? v v vbbbbbbbiughkdmcgkydurtirgkhkg_ fycking SKELEEEWETON??!?? BONE!!!!!!!! BONES?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CUCKING BOOOOOOOOOBES

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOONES BOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSA AEE YOU SAD HE HAS NO

MEATY HANDS NO FAT FUCKING HANDS TO HOLD YOU WITH AT NIGHT

YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NO HANDS HES A

S K E L E TON

SJELEON !!!! !!! FUCK YALL!!!! FUCK YALL HE IS A FUCKING SKELETON

[butch-king-frankenstein]

this is my favorite e.e. cummings poem

[sadgittariused]

@cute-lil-queer

[drackomancy]

[beddable-blog]

Or maybe because it looks like garbage and functions on a bunch of dumb tropes, a few of which are racist as fuck (like the come-to-Jesus baptist black woman, or, “I don’t do that science shit but I’m from the hood.”

[qnz1984-deactivated20220716]

[justleo-palulus]

GRANDMA IS SO HARDCORE IM SCREAMING

GET ON  HER LEVEL

[navigate2u]

[mbakuspocketpussy]

Y'all institutionalized because the white man said you gotta wear pants.

[fuckallelse]

Intutionalized

[dale-wey]

Intutionalized

[cosmojarvis]

Inbetween - Cosmo Jarvis

[evilmastervyro-deactivated20170]

[beddable-blog]

Kendrick is the fucking artist of the century. This Grammy’s performance is mind-blowing.

[alvaroruso13]

when you play a game for the first time but you skip the tutorial

[stability]

the new movie looks great

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[tunapoisson]

Relationship goals lmao

[no-productivity]

[rlyhigh]

let me get this tattooed on me

[hab1bi-deactivated20180612]

how relatable 

[radicooljorts]

Did the Front Bottoms do this?

[smitethestate]

Has someone photoshopped Kylo Ren into this yet.

[nottatall]

Fixed it

[smitethestate]

Well done.

[fullpraxisnow]

No one is reading the CIA torture report, so we turned it into 11 fun memes | The Daily Dot

[thepathnottakendoesnotexist-dea]

forgot to show the final product ummm it sure is a thing

[frontpagewoman]

John Boyega Silences Critics With His Best Response Yet

The 'Star Wars' actor makes us happy time and time again.

“I’m grounded in who I am, and I am a confident black man. A confident, Nigerian, black, chocolate man,” he said. “I’m proud of my heritage, and no man can take that away from me. I wasn’t raised to fear people with a difference of opinion. They are merely victims of a disease in their mind. To get into a serious dialogue with people who judge a person based on the melanin in their skin? They’re stupid, and I’m not going to lose sleep over people.”

“I just don’t get it. You guys got every single alien in this movie imaginable to man. With tentacles, five eyes. Aliens that, if they existed, we’d definitely have an issue,” he said. “We’d have to get them to the government and be, like, ‘What are you?’ Yet what you want to do is fixate on another human being’s color. You need to go back to school and unlearn what you have learned.”

Well I guess he told them!