life is stragne

bae before bay

[kyuubiskeeper]

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[stjohnstarling]

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

[stjohnstarling]

Like this, btw. ⬆️

[stjohnstarling]

@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.

[heedra]

im basically like an elephant but small pink better fingers lot more vertical don't got that whole nose thing going on and also memory not so good

[alexgarzagarcia2017]

❤️🌶️🍒

[oneheadtoanother]

[uesp]

Pictured: An unused dog model found in the Redguard game files.

[uesp]

Please consider sharing this post if you wish to make our initial statement inaccurate.

❤️

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the phrase "this machine kills fascists" has gone through enough layers of meaning that I think it's come all the way back around to where the funniest thing you could put it on would be a gun

[aqueerkettleofish]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Tchaikovsky at the cannon store:

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[koholint]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[averyterrible]

#this argument happened less than 24h ago#shes married to a football man and released music abt how much she loves hetero sex with him

to be fair, if i were going to run a massive long con about my sexuality, i'd do that too.

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[bettedavisgf]

this is frying me so bad

[uesp]

Pictured: Chitin, Colovian Fur, Glass, Netch Leather Boiled Netch Leather, and Nordic Fur. Who wore it best?

[flunkett]

the next child safety act will be locking every child in a plain white room with absolutely zero stimulation inside to prevent any bad ideas being picked up by exposure to anything at all

[jtightpants]

[ralfmaximus]

Reblog to come play this stupid homemade board game we're all making.