last homely house

[bedsandbedsandbedsofyarrow]

GOOD NEWS AHOY MOVING IN A MONTH WITH RENT $300 CHEAPER AND NO FUCKAWFUL ROOMMATE. MASHALLAH ALL MY MUTUALS WILL RECEIVE GOOD NEWS AND LUCK THIS DAY

[wordrankbot]

Which word is the best?

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[destielgaysex]

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

[skyrigel]

downloading my pdfs and epubs so i can always never read them

[sceptixfakemon]

taste my steel you stupid citrus

[pukicho]

Sometimes a banana will have the most vile texture known to man, other times… heh! This banana ain’t half bad!

[mothcub]

The joyful boys.

[classicarte]

Practice Xuanwei Su, 2019

[recordstore]

one time I was lucid dreaming and I asked the Jennifer Coolidge figure in my dream how do i tell if something in a dream is real or not and she said. It’s only real if they charge your card. best answer ever

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[silme-lorien]

i will never get over aragorn’s outfit in this fucking movie. he is aragorn, son of arathorn, heir of isildur, rightful king of gondor. and he wears miniskirts. in the fucking wilderness.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

you can start anytime.

you can brush your teeth in the middle of the day. you can wash the dishes at 2am. you can do things outside the normal times assigned by society.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat

[coolxatu]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[jame7t]

My dark quest for a bite to eat