well ain't you the high-tom-titty?

hey I'm Bee, I'm 22, an artist, a writer, and a streamer!

[jay-kwellyn]

We will not be silenced

[spectralcreep]

ggfidjdvakafa OK SO

My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?

And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND

Um

UMM

EXCUSE ME???

[vendetta06]

getting dressed up in quarantine so you could sit in your living room like

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twitterlols]

[copperbadge]

Fools, that’s Dr. Pepper’s husband. 

[penuswilliams]

it’s called science

[gunsandfireandshit]

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it’s nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

[plum-soup]

You telling me these droids are cisgender???

[thexfiles]

Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*

[ineffablebadwolf]

Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*

My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn't even happen

[bastard-unlimited]

A seamstress??? AND she hath ankles??  👀 👀 👀 👀

[chat-chouage]

oho! what be her name, praytell?

[bastard-unlimited]

the virtuous young Lady reading hither post :)

[dawnblade]

i just learned from animal crossing that pondskaters stay on top of the water by secreting an oil from their feet

that seems kinda obvious in hindsight. i always figured they were just, like, light enough to not break surface tension

[undeadnecromancer]

They do it by using fucked up and evil magic and they hate god

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

[chrisafer]

[bang]

[pissvortex]

overwatch had the right idea when they made every sniper in the game weak to a gorilla that could leap to your position and beat you to death. i think this should be a more common game design choice for multiplayer games

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

[suburbanjustice]

Posts that hit different spring 2020

[thepunkprophet]

Fake Punk: I don’t care about catching coronavirus

Real Punk: I should take precautions to help protect the oppressed groups who are vulnerable to this epidemic like low-income households, homeless people and people with disabilities.

[plum-soup]

This isn’t “punk” it’s just being a good person

[thepunkprophet]

Contrary to what many people would have you believe, being a good person despite societal pressure not to be is kinda what punk is about

[sweetsweetemo]

conservative snowflake: b-but pronouns are related to biology!!!

romance languages: * genders a chair *

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

[731-chan]

LAND OF THE NOT LAND OF THE HOME OF THE NOT HOME OF

FREE STAY AT HOME BRAVE THE AFRAID

[patchoulism]

AFRIAD

[pixiescout]

At the end of the day