II'm a2 2weet a2 Honey

2o, II gue22 II 2hould 2ay a liitle biit about my2elf. A2 of riight now II'm 9 2weep2 old, and II do hack job2 for money. Hiit me up iif you want two talk two me at all. ((An adult Sollux RP blog, feel free to RP with me anytime!))

[homestuckfandomabominations]

orly

[homestuckfandomabominations]

**You’re

[homestuckfandomabominations]

LOL!

[kawaiilemongrab-blog]

If a troll kills someone, does that mean it’s okay?

[homestuckfandomabominations]

A good portion of the fandom right here.

[bee2andhoney]

II’ve.. II’ve probably thought about iit more than a healthy troll would. II’m 2orry iif thii2 ii2 awkward for you. II won’t force you iinto anythiing two 2oon.

==> Sollux played with the fraying edge of his hoodie and shuffled his feet around on the ground. He knew that both of them had never pailed anyone before, and that just made it awkward for them to try to talk about it. They just didn’t know how to go about the situation.

[fuckwwhales-blog]

==> Eridan just nodded slightly, facing his head down. He’s really not good at talking about these kinds of things. Joking about it? Yeah, of course but seriously? The sexual topic isn’t a good one. Not at all. The seadweller’s gills breathing moments quickened a little, the obvious flush not removing itself from Eridan’s face. 

im not a grub sol you dont need to be so—

wwell just fuckin go step by step

right

that sounded fuckin stupid oh cod

[bee2andhoney]

==> Sollux cupped his mateprit’s face in his hands and stepped a little closer, bringing their foreheads together. 

IIt diidn’t 2ound 2tupiid two me Eriidan. You’re riight, we’ll do thiing2 one 2tep at a tiime. 

[fuckwwhales-blog]

nofin sounds stupid to you sappy fuckin git

==> Eridan narrowed his eyes a little, raising a hand up to touch the other’s arm. 

but ill do it wwhenevver you wwant me too i guess

i mean im fuckin nine swweeps

glub

[bee2andhoney]

Whatever II want huh? 

==>Sollux wrapped his arms around Eridan's neck and kissed him. He couldn't help but move his hands around, grabbing locks of his matesprit's dark hair, and pressing him deeper into the kiss as well. He always kind of tasted like the ocean, no matter when he kissed him; there was always that faint hint of seawater attached to his being. Not that Sollux minded though, it was kind of a refreshing taste: It was simply Eridan. God II really am a sap, aren't II? He pulled back from the kiss and shot Eridan another sly smile.

Well, wanna 2ee how far you're wiilliing two get wiith me ED? 

[dai-nerevarine-deactivated20171]

Huss, it’s 4 o clock in the morning! What on earth are you doing?

[bee2andhoney]

==> Sollux bit on his lower lip a little and looked slyly at his matesprit. 

Yeah, ED. II ju2t can’t help that II’m 2o attracted two you. II mean, have you ever thought about u2.. you know..

[fuckwwhales-blog]

i— fuck

glub glub glub

==> He slaps his hands over his face in embarrassment, his fins puffing out suddenly. The poor little virgin troll doesn’t know how to damn answer!

perhaps

[bee2andhoney]

II’ve.. II’ve probably thought about iit more than a healthy troll would. II’m 2orry iif thii2 ii2 awkward for you. II won’t force you iinto anythiing two 2oon.

==> Sollux played with the fraying edge of his hoodie and shuffled his feet around on the ground. He knew that both of them had never pailed anyone before, and that just made it awkward for them to try to talk about it. They just didn’t know how to go about the situation.

[fuckwwhales-blog]

==> Eridan just nodded slightly, facing his head down. He’s really not good at talking about these kinds of things. Joking about it? Yeah, of course but seriously? The sexual topic isn’t a good one. Not at all. The seadweller’s gills breathing moments quickened a little, the obvious flush not removing itself from Eridan’s face. 

im not a grub sol you dont need to be so—

wwell just fuckin go step by step

right

that sounded fuckin stupid oh cod

[bee2andhoney]

==> Sollux cupped his mateprit's face in his hands and stepped a little closer, bringing their foreheads together. 

IIt diidn't 2ound 2tupiid two me Eriidan. You're riight, we'll do thiing2 one 2tep at a tiime. 

[bee2andhoney]

((Ollies out))

I'm done for the night, peace off till tomorrow ;o;

[unknown-captain-deactivated2012]

If you're a RPer and see this, reblog it with a picture of your Mun.

[meddlingfashionista]

(( Recent picture is recent! ))

[thecoolkidstrider]

yes i like this picture i think i will use it i am the jade yes ]]

[vantas69karkat-deactivated20120]

(( It’s a fail Jade WIP photo))

[bee2andhoney]

I'm kawaii as fuck.

[bee2andhoney]

NOT A FUCKING THING, YOU

IIt'2 the 2ame over here. Do you want two do 2omethiing?

[slagpipes]

IMAGINE IF YOU REPLACED ALL THE VOWELS IN YOUR NAME WITH 'O'

omfg. 

Oodro

Sommoo

Obbo

Cotroon

Mochollo (I think this is my favorite)

Soroh

[wheresmacklemore]

MOCHOLLO

MOCHOLLO 

new facebook name i demand it 

[neshametha]

NOTOLOO

[jabba-theslutt-deactivated20171]

Oloono Cotolono Ogodolo

[goddammitdamian-deactivated2018]

Domoon Molokhoo McOvoo

[fluxcharger-deactivated20140910]

Ondro Roomond Lodoc

[asyltheodd]

Oylo Loogh Boyd

[gl00mshr00m-blog]

Mogon Olozoboth Owon

ayla, that is so close to being yolo.

[sailornightmaremoon-deactivated]

Onno Skovlon

FFFF O NO

[dr-robotonic]

Storlong Vock swog 

[batterbitchin]

Broono Moroo, Omoloo Cocolloo

I may just change my tumblr to that last one.

[captain-swagger69-deactivated20]

Bronnon Broggs, Coptoon Swoggor

[mondooowda-blog]

GOKO..

fuck yolo

[bee2andhoney]

OMOROS LOO HOOTOMOOS

[bee2andhoney]

BEES AND FUCKING HONEY.... HONEY... IS TASTY...

Damn 2traiight iit ii2 KK.

2o what'2 up wiith you?

[avoir-peur]

[bee2andhoney]

==> Sollux bit on his lower lip a little and looked slyly at his matesprit. 

Yeah, ED. II ju2t can’t help that II’m 2o attracted two you. II mean, have you ever thought about u2.. you know..

[fuckwwhales-blog]

i— fuck

glub glub glub

==> He slaps his hands over his face in embarrassment, his fins puffing out suddenly. The poor little virgin troll doesn’t know how to damn answer!

perhaps

[bee2andhoney]

II've.. II've probably thought about iit more than a healthy troll would. II'm 2orry iif thii2 ii2 awkward for you. II won't force you iinto anythiing two 2oon.

==> Sollux played with the fraying edge of his hoodie and shuffled his feet around on the ground. He knew that both of them had never pailed anyone before, and that just made it awkward for them to try to talk about it. They just didn't know how to go about the situation.

[winchesterbrothersaddict-deacti]

[ask-fierce-deity]

((im doing this because i love u all and u all need to be reminded))

[mallius]

is it late enough to post colour vomit prince eridans yet

[fuckwwhales-blog]

bee2andhoney said: II’m quiite happy now thank2. And by the way ED. You do the 2ame two me. And II’ve only 2een you 2hiirtle22. II can’t iimagiine yet what would happen iif thiing2 got a biit more, 2piicy than that.

==> Eridan’s face went a bright purple, his fins flaring up a little. Why did he have to say it like that!?

o-oh my cod sol

did you reely just fuckin say that

[bee2andhoney]

==> Sollux bit on his lower lip a little and looked slyly at his matesprit. 

Yeah, ED. II ju2t can't help that II'm 2o attracted two you. II mean, have you ever thought about u2.. you know..