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[beebly-boop]

They should add a mori to dbd that's the same as a regular mori except you kiss the survivor on the lips first

[beebly-boop]

Can't believe I predicted the dating sim

[thebreakfastgenie]

Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[boy-bloggerrr]

*starts sword fighting you with my gigantic weiner*

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[lover-of-art-things]

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

average rupaul season

Jessica Crackpipe: white woman wearing a blonde wig and smiling

Cock Madame: “i need the 2000000 rupaul dollars to support my immigrant family”

Daisy Heart: trans woman who has suffered more than god

Shrinkie: is 2 meters tall

Asian Woman (that’s her name): “i’m asian”

Freak Jump: “this outfit is based on david lynch’s pillowcases from 1990 Moviez Magazine photoshoot”

Salami: “i’m here to win for everybody in the little known state of texas”

[niidsch]

Hamsterz Life ✰ 2006

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[crestamorph]

[cerastes]

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

[karrakazz]

[wordcubed]

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[zurin]

[labcorp]

i see sniffing armpits is gaining traction now lets do sniffing balls

[halondrus]