*existential screaming* @beeeeeeaaaaaan - Tumblr Blog

alright pinned post moment i suppose

my name is abby, she/her, transfem🏳️‍⚧️ early 20’s

uhhh i post about a lot of shit but it’s almost entirely shitpost reblogs

asks and dms are open, and if you ask nicely i can send my nsfw blog where i reblog the Scary Things (and also make my own posts)

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

allegedly-human

I will. I WILL!!

tanoraqui

I just love love love that there’s a guy wandering about Dungeon Meshi going, ‘but what are the socioeconomic and geopolitical consequences of this fantasy quest adventure, both while it’s ongoing and after its inevitable completion?! The skillset required to find and kill a Mad Mage is different than that required to responsibly, benevolently and effectively rule a kingdom. I personally must either find a good candidate, somehow make one, or, most likely, take on the whole Mageslayer/King role myself.” Except he doesn’t have the first skillset, and his whole party keeps dying while these highly competent chucklefucks wander past, kill and eat the monster, and save their bodies for the nth time. Kabru would demand to know if Aragorn is familiar with Gondorin tax law. His isekai energy is off the charts, because this is all exactly what I would do if dropped into a fantasy quest adventure, right down to repeatedly dying due to not actually being suited to the genre conventions.

cutecipher

"its easy for trans women in the computer science field" yuup and the world is made of pudding too

beeeeeeaaaaaan

posthumousprincessparts

cuz it got wiped from the internet: transfems it's so cute to want to be cute. do what you think makes you cute, it's ok if you feel awkward that's cute too. you can be yourself, even if you don't think that's very cute, you will still be the worlds cutest girl. i love you

esthermika

one of the best parts of transitioning was been the freedom to be a little silly and cute. before, if i tried to act that way, i'd get hit with a wave of disgust and self-hatred so strong i'd get a pain attack. today, i was chatting with a coworker and made a pouty face without even thinking about it, and it was so natural. i feel like a human now, i don't have to remember what emotions i am feeling to express them, they just happen.

it's wonderful. it makes me smile, and thinking about it makes me giggle.

deadrosencrantz

the original sin and the four horsemen

isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

mossworm

comic about living in a minecraft village. the yellow lizard is my character

luntfontanne

dearly departed fung wah bus may she rest in POWER 🫡 obsessed with ayo's go-to bit in her last press cycle being the great molasses flood and this time around it's the fung wah bus. real bostonian representation 🙂‍↕️

now you gotta pay like $35 for a bus to new york and it STILL will probably break down and leave you stranded at an ihop in connecticut :(

luntfontanne

imagine this 💭: open your eyes 🫵 CLOSE 'EM 🙂‍↕️ now open your MENTAL EYE 👁️ right? you are in a BUS DEPOT 🚏🚌 in the DEPTHS of boston chinatown 🏮🌆 you get the opportunity to take a $10-15 💸 bus that will take you to new york 🗽 in UNDER four hours ⏱️ sometimes THREE 🏃💨 it's like the concorde of buses ✈️ this thing's going a hundred miles— BIG bus, too🫸↔️🫷not a small bus 🤏 BIG ol' bus 🙌💪 HUNDRED miles an hour 💯 on the speedway 🛣️ sometimes? catching fire 🔥🧯 don't sit in the back 👈 don't sit in the front 👉 you will hit things 🧳⚠️ and things will hit you 🤕🔨 the bus? might explode 💥💥💥 THAT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS ✋ your business is GETTING TO NEW YORK 🫡 and then you do :)

dustinkcouch

I should change my number

lesbianbloodritual

estrogen. rules. having tits. rules. turning yourself into a woman. rules. i cannot believe you bitches were not exaggerating even a little bit. i figured it would be pretty good but it's more like a complete transposition of the mind and body onto a new unbelievably sick level of reality

xenasaur

I can't watch more of my trans siblings die. please. you have to live. you fucking have to. don't let them win.

xenasaur

hey y'all. please go tell your trans siblings that you love them. please don't ignore them when they're in obvious distress. don't be a bystander. don't wait for somebody else to help them. text them. if you saw someone post concerning stuff a while ago but now they seem fine? text them anyway. be there for each other. please.

#if you’re seeing this i love you madddieeeeee