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beeeeeeeeeeee, 23 they sys things

[hamep]

our local plague robber and grave doctor

[dawaar-alshams]

They're literally three apples tall

[kittyote]

having a canonically male blorbo who you headcanon to be a woman is torture nexus for many reasons but one of them being having to clear your name whenever tagging her in a post about women I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY SHES A WOMAN TO ME I MEAN IT. IM NOT LIKE THESE BITCHES TAGGING SPAMTON

[kayla-denker]

Me with Achilles. "Wrath Goddess Sing" is the canonical version of the Illiad to me. To the point that when I see people refer to Achilles as he/him there's a split second where I start to get angry as if they're misgendering her before I remember that in the actual canon she's a boring ass cis man.

[sapphic-saionji]

When I first played Darkest Dungeon 2 (yes, I played the second game before the first. My first time playing original DD I sucked so bad that I died during the tutorial) I saw Sarmenti

(^ lady pictured right there) and genuinely just thought she was a woman. DD does not often oversexualize their girls' designs or feel the need to give them massive titties so this tracked to me. Her name, Sarmenti, was also extricably feminine to me so I did not question it.

It took my girlfriend correcting me a few days later to realize that she was written by the devs as a guy. Reminder that this is the indie game who makes women that look like this

so I straight up did not realize that Sarmenti was not intended to be a woman until I played her Hero's Shrine events where they he/himmed her and showed her face under the mask. I mentally did decide to canonize her as a girl though, she's still my funny jester lady.

[capnsoapy]

"Doggirls are replacing catgirls!" is one of those things people say (sometimes quite confidently!) which just basically isn't true at all. It's like the stat about men and women talking but for dogs this time

[capnsoapy]

Like if anything it's the other way around

[capnsoapy]

If anything, you should be concerned with the fate of horse girls

[jimblescave]

Hey I’ve started a crowdfunding page, any money would be greatly appreciated!☀️

Help raise £1000 to Help with cost of moving. – JustGiving Crowdfunding

Iʼm raising money to Help with cost of moving.. Support this JustGiving Crowdfunding Page.

I want to move into a ground floor apartment or studio or bungalow 🙏

Every bit will be a tremendous weight lifted off my back.

Pay what you can. C:

Thank you so much

[jimblesjumbles]

From my personal blog but any bit of money would mean the world. I want to be able to work on my health and situation so that I can make art again and make comics.

I’m too Disabled to do commissions or work currently. So every bit would go a long way.

[creekfiend]

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

[creekfiend]

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

[eden-eden-eden-eden-eden]

Please please a strawberry for me please

[malcolm-f-tucker]

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

[malcolm-f-tucker]

Happy 10th birthday to this, my post of all time. Glad to have spent the last 10+ years wasting my time on tumblr with you all 💖

[sunwhispers]

one of my favourite images

[cattyfacepunny]

I will be spearmasterposting for the foreseeable future

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[aac-cabinet]

[vewn]

Poop son or pee daughter

[weirdcatlive]

chip has a message for you

[weirdcatlive]

hi tumbles here is some more snail moth his name is ross

[wizardarchetypes]

brought tiramisu to the gun fight. and we are all setting side our differences to eat. tiramisu

[tic-loud-tic-proud]

[image: a photo of an orange pill bottle being thrown into a garbage can. Text reads "TOURETTE SYNDROME AWARENESS MONTH? YALL BOUT TO BE VERY AWARE"]