[stone-hard-packing]

put him on a LEASH and give him a DOG TOY to bite down on while you FUCK HIM!!!!

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

[iwontallowit]

[twinkgender]

edward at the end of new moon

[greelin]

well i think we all would. You’re not special

[bellasdumptruckass]

some silly twilight text posting

[lavalierre]

happy birthday, elmo 🎂

[miseria-fortes-viros]

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

[petewentzisblack1312]

every time i listen to fall out boy it blows my mind how much i like fall out boy.

[petewentzisblack1312]

me to the fall out boy fans who follow my fall out boy blog on which i post about fall out boy: have you guys heard this?

[simkaye]

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

[oddthunder]

i actually chortled omg

[frankbankinternational]

Frank in Belfast 29/01/2025

📸: fuckincaseyphotos

[despazito]

Nosy ass plant

[teethsmoothie]

[inkwell-and-ivy]

[inkwell-and-ivy]

The vibes I stay home with, bc fuck leaving my house.

[eliasericson]

[ourladyofsorrxws]

thinking about her today

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jack-frost-apologist]

Video description:

A tiktok by @elizamclamb. She is lying on her bed replying to a comment that says “bestie its pretty homophobic to suggest gay men r preying on women :/”

Transcript:

Bestie, when I said “MLMs prey on women and spiral them into debt...” MLM means multi-level marketing, like LulaRoe. I’m not saying gay men, like, snatch women off the street... [laughing] put them in debt... [more laughter]

[alexaloraetheris]

"Wrong MLM bestie"

[forksnostalgia]