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O N L Y H U M A N

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

pinklovehearts

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

impressedbytaylor

ALIENS ON MARS HEARD ME SCREAMING

jakeperalta

“the altar is my hips” “i know heaven is a thing, i go there when you touch me, honey” “you still do it for me, babe”

bestoftimes

king of my heart: says he fancies me, not fancy stuff

london boy: i fancy YOU

feministswift

YES

psychedelic-iridescent

(x)

kedreeva

Today the lady behind me in line at the grocery store checkout politely tapped my shoulder and when I turned around she motioned toward my giant bundles of kale and asked: “what do you do with your kale? Do you cook with it, or make juice, or…?” And i admitted there in front of god and the world “oh I feed it to my peacocks.” And she just looked so taken aback that I said “I’m sorry that’s not the answer you were hoping for”

And that’s how I learned other people don’t really know what to do with kale either. We’re all pretty sure it’s edible, though.

kedreeva

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

godith024

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

kedreeva

Purple ones:

And peahens. This one sleeps on a fluffy rainbow unicorn stuffed animal:

Her name is Artemis and she’s allergic to food.

This is Stan. His color morph is called Cameo so I named him Stan Lee:

He’s Artemis’ boyfriend.

They both love kale. I suppose someone’s got to.

jupiter235

OP Tell them I love them!

writerandstudent

Are they good guard birds?

kedreeva

That depends on your definition of ‘guard.’

They won’t defend other birds from predators like raccoons or weasels or coyotes or anything. They’re just as likely to get eaten in those cases.

However, they will harass snakes and other small, novel animals like mice, rabbits, wild birds, etc if they can get away with it. They will also yell at anything they disapprove of including but not limited to:

Your car

Neighbors

that one leaf that moved in the wind

the wind

deer in the woods

a hawk overhead

an airplane that might be a hawk overhead

each other

a noise they heard

a noise they thought they heard

sparrows

seriously, fuck sparrows specifically, they are DISALLOWED, completely intolerable, must chase off, shake train, and/or yell about it

that one kiwi fruit that was up to no good

the feather that fell off their own body and scared them

thunder (how dare the sky yell at them)

the sun arriving

the sun departing

sometimes predators I guess

nicasiosilang

if it weren’t for the kale thing, i’d deeply identify with these peacocks.

comebackbehere

lover (2019)

holisticfansstuff

THIS

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peraltiago-s

kevin is ready to fight anyone who doesn’t appreciate his husband 😍💞

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tankiesinpari-deactivated202011

the word lover is so infinitely soft. So universal. So timeless. Two girls with awkward, hungry hands. A boy and a girl in the dark. Two men in empty light. A marriage of 40 years. Letters over eons. Sappho’s poems. The corner of a mouth. Lovers, lovers, lovers.

tankiesinpari-deactivated202011

@taylorswift congrats on the track ma'am

sadbootyfultragic

swifties can we please have a discussion about how good of a line “with every guitar string scar on my hand” is???? like… she had to write SO many songs about heartbreak to end up with her lover im soft as hell for her

pancakeke

aloeveragel

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it