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Taisiya. 26. Russian. She/her. Bi. Johnlock. Freebatch, Ineffable husbands

[aconsultingdetective]

Legit Johnlock Scenes

John has a weakness (and Sherlock obviously knows it)

[becumsh]

if i don’t reblog it, assume i’m dead

[purpleplusher]

Listen very closely and you’ll listen Sherlock calling out for John in the most gut-wrenching voice.

Once while exiting his mind palace right before Moriarty screams ‘Sherlock!’

Near the end while climbing the stairs (from asip) to find a way back to John

And if you hear any other turbulence, ignore. That’s just the sound of my heart shattering.

[the-cumberbatchs-stupid-penwing]

And here I am getting nostalgic over this shit

[beelock1895]

Love them so much

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yuhengwanye]

God only knows what the context of this is

But the Crowley and Aziraphale energy is off the charts

[inthroughthesunroof]

“Look, I’m just saying, it wasn’t my fault if he decided to commit suicide by threatening you.”

“Do you really think our respective offices are going to care?”

“Well, no. I’m just saying it’s not my fault. Anyway, he was a saint to his parish and a demon to his housekeeper. Makes him a double agent. So we’re both doing the right thing.”

“And both doing the wrong one.”

“Well. I suppose you could make that argument.”

“How deep do you think we need to put him?”

“I wouldn’t know, I’ve never hidden a body before. I still don’t see why we can’t miracle him away.”

“Audits, my dear. I’m not sure how your side is about it, but my side audits miracles. Unless you’re really sure about that “both doing the right thing” argument.”

“Whatever. Hold your end higher, would you? He’s heavier than he looks.”

[beelock1895]

Oh my

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

CROWLEY IS CUDDLY! ❤

David Tennant at Dragon Con :) 

[armageddidnt]

Things I’m glad the Good Omens TV show gave us

-A full 2 minute theme song with a rock ‘n roll guitar version

-A script written by Neil Gaiman the Nocturnal Man™️ himself

-Michael Sheen aka the biggest Aziraphale/Crowley shipper ever to walk the surface of this Earth

-David Tennant aka Hips for Days™️

-YOU’LLLLL BELIEVE GOOOOOD IS A WOOOOOOMAN

-Michael Sheen dancing the gavotte (and david’s terrible disco omg)

-“We can go off together” and the sequel “We can run away together”

-The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a couple and the zero (0) times they corrected them

-Crowley making a dramatic gay exit from the flaming remains of Aziraphale’s bookshop while “Somebody to Love” blasts in the background

-Queen Queen so much Queen

-Crowley sobbing over aziraphale while wasted in a bar (“I lost my best friend”)

-“Uh... Okay, so, uh... in the beginning, in the Garden, there was.... Well, he was a... wily old serpent, and I was.. technically on apple tree duty...” aka one of the most Married™️ scenes in Good Omens

-When Crowley stopped time simply because Aziraphale threatened to never talk to him again (mAn that scene was gOrgEOus omfG)

-A Benedryl Cambersnatch cameo

-Having a defined gender????? Don’t know her (@ Crowley, Pollution, Beelzebub, the Angels, ect)

-The body swap

-“To the world” aka the SOFTEST scene go ahead and @ me on this one

-Tori Amos with “A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square”

[srsfunny]

Couldn’t you just pause it

[usedkarma]

oh my sweet summer child

[helthehatter]

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[esteicy-blog]

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[madamslayyy]

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

[nickidub718]

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

[dramaqueeenamby]

PAUSE?????

[athousandordinarylemons]

NO PAUSE IN THE 90S WE DIE TRIPPING OVER THE CAT TRYING TO GET BACK TO THE MOVIE ON TIME LIKE MEN

[niceprophecies]

All credits go to @dontjustlivefly and @spagtittihands on twitter, @donotjustlive-fly on tumblr.

Thanks for asking!

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[beelock1895]

I say it again.

I LOVE GO FANDOM

[somecutething]

Owner fell asleep with her phone in her hand and the lights on again.

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

[arisentyou]

Me trying to get my cat to care this much about me

[candiikismet]

Oh my god

[beelock1895]

So pure

[dotstronaut]

“Am I ssure?” Crowley hissed, pressing scalding kisses under Aziraphale’s jaw. “Six thousand years and you ask if I’m sure?” @theladyzephyr

This started as a couple of cute sketches and was going to be a quick comic (after all, the fic is less than 500 words), but well, things quickly spiraled out of control. I mean, look at them.

[beelock1895]

It looks so good I can't even

[gingerhaole]

It all came out over dumplings, as it should.

Style consistency went straight out the window, but I like it. My sister taught me that anything that makes you laugh is worth spending time on.

[dastardlydorito]

Aziraphale gazing adoringly and longingly at his demon husband through the ages. 

[beelock1895]

В дверях эдема ангел нежный

Главой поникшею сиял,

А демон мрачный и мятежный

Над адской бездною летал.

Дух отрицанья, дух сомненья

На духа чистого взирал

И жар невольный умиленья

Впервые смутно познавал.

«Прости, — он рек, — тебя я видел,

И ты недаром мне сиял:

Не всё я в небе ненавидел,

Не всё я в мире презирал».

А.С. Пушкин "Ангел" ("An angel" by A.S. Pushkin)

[vinceaddams]

I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now I’m wheezing with laughter.

[sorion]

[beelock1895]

When you find me free-falling out of the sky And I'm spiralling out of control When I drop like a cannonball from cloud 9 Just promise, you won't let me go

Say you'll catch me when I fall Wrap your wings around my body When I'm lost in the storm and I'm calling

Wrap your wings around my body