what's up my homos

God should've taken me instead of David Bowie..

[durbikins]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[boycomics]

true romance

[nintendosbitch-archived]

Just so y'all know, there’s more lol

[xenosagaepisodeone]

??

[celestics-deactivated20250525]

[death-420]

my cat looks like this

[death-420]

[pointnclick]

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

[pointnclick]

i are what i eat

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

[viciere]

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay

[idrinkedyou]

Transparent Drinkedyou guy and glass.

[veldian]

love wins <3

[idrinkedyou]

@temporalteardrop

[lakemojave]

The reason tumblr should have a mutuals only filter for notifications is cause I wanna know which of you i need to demand reparations for my posts getting popular

[flagellant]

Oh? So you don't want a post to get popular? Hm. Be a shame if this post went viral, don't ya think?

[lakemojave]

You know how Bilbo Baggins was just minding his own business one day and Gandalf just brought a dozen uninvited dwarves into his home

[flagellant]

Only a dozen? I can do better.

K

[the-unseelie-court-official]

U

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

M

[lakemojave]

I'll allow it

[pierogiy]

zoros big day out

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[dopenmind]

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

[idiotlibra]

this is my favorite video on the internet

[hashtagloveloses]

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

[everythingfox]

Shower time

[do-you-have-a-flag]

I was so worried the water pressure was going to be high and I was about to watch that frog/toad get BLASTED INTO NEXT TUESDAY

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

My drawing tutor gave us this video as a reference and I think my humor is broken

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Y’know what I find this funnier

[strahmsseveredhand]

my favorite genre of photo is cosplayer out in a random place in public. and i’m not talking abt malls or hot topic and shit where you’re already more likely to find cosplayers. i’m talking abt seeing like a junko enoshima cosplayer at a mcdonald’s

[strahmsseveredhand]

[j3tsabyss]

[campyvillain]

ok but i don’t think any of these can compete with this pic taken by a professional photographer of just the most dejected spamton i’ve ever seen. just alone. with three seperate drinks. also this was featured on an official bbc news report

[meow-moment]

[truechaosseed-deactivated202405]

[captaincheesealphamix-deactivat]

[slimeofmylife]

[x-prodigy]

[everydaylouie]

just vibin'

[rabbitmotifs]

this guy is such a loser i want him in my bed immediately

[altargrl]

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime