Pure dumpster fire

Jimmy, he/him, 30, Colorado, Bi, Mountain kid, mountain trash, I'm just here for the shitposts 

[beerstainedfeels]

Heyo I'm Jimmy, or James, but never Jimbo

30yr old Bi mountain town dude living in rural CO with my beloved pup, and yes a cringey dog dad who always sucks posing for pictures.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

[pangur-and-grim]

the kitten Belphegor

[pangur-and-grim]

[angelnumber27]

Jeremy fragrance dating the queen of Elizabeth

[angelnumber27]

What the fuck was this shit?? And why did I say it 😭

[mhbcr]

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

[skypiratecaptain]

[nobrashfestivity]

Dani Sanchis  Collage

[messygoku]

[enki2]

[frontline-titties-of-the-fifth]

[partitiosvald]

[amvs]

[depsidase]

credit: angyfrog_

[lokaror]

skrillex's "bangarang" used to play

[orcboxer]

what now?

[lokaror]

Silence unending, interurrpted occasionally by flo ridas "cant believe it"

[bardjulus]

guys this bedtime story is really scary can you tell me a different one

[homunculus-argument]

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

[flipchild]

I stink of sweat

Caught this from the crick. Bout a 4 pounder

[desert-palm]

[captain-acab]

Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

[oneheadtoanother]

[correctopinionhaver]