Man. I keep thinking about that post that goes “shrek is proof girls will choose and ugly guy over a short guy” and FIRST of all. BITCH. If you think Shrek isn’t hot as fuck, I don’t want to talk to you. Secondly. Even if we don’t agree on Shrek’s objective sex appeal, Farquaad’s problem literally isn’t being short, it’s that he’s a fuckin fascist. of course we would choose cottagecore green hottie over fantasy andrew jackson. fuck off















