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friend: please drink tonight you're so weird when you're sober

me: i promise i'll be regular

friend: okay as long as you promise

me: (zero beers in) (unprompted) the humble mole can dig up to 100x its body weight in soils each day. The humble mole can survive on a single worm for 80 nights. The humble mole can meditate for 1001 moons uninterrupted. The humble mole can forgive.

elliespectacular

Fun Fact:

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lonelyboyjan2006

Some conversations at night should not be answered immediately.

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pangur-and-grim

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

canineoccultist

Guy with undiagnosed chronic illness: damn I feel like shit and don’t know why

Doctor diagnosing fibromyalgia: yooo dude you got the “you feel like shit and no one knows why” disorder

liarsblade

Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like

liarsblade

I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.

sqweanky

YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING

the kowari....

itsdetachable

I am 100% positive that orange snakes share a single brain cell just like orange cats

mintcrows

more oc thingies. my forsaken mage josie

desolationlesbian

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

desolationlesbian

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.

lakemojave

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

wolf-aid

We're in the middle of the school. Guys, we're done building the classrooms. School thanks to your donations, this is a very wonderful thing Thank you to everyone who donated and participated But we still have a lot of lacking

wolf-aid

Hey guys, let's be snug. Why don't we complete donations quickly? Why don't you help us spread this out for fundraising? This is considered an institution. Why doesn't anyone care about her? I'm overloading my energy. Please create posts everywhere. Everything is available in Gaza, but education is still not available please help with posting We're doing a good job, please share and donate now.

The Coastal Initiative in Gaza urgently needs your support to laun… Asma Yunis needs your support for Help the children of Gaza get a safe a

faacethefacts

Please donate anything you can, you could make a real difference in these children's education here!

trawl

Ibrahim is doing really really important work! Let's help him!

wolfer-aid

Hey guys, come on, come on, we can do it all together. Please donate and share this post now, and if you can post about it, you guys are our only hope. Come on, come on, please.

wolf-aid

Guys, I'm so excited about this school. We should raise as much donation to complete the remaining stuff. Please share this post and donate now your donation is very important Please read Don't ignore and help with one euro it will help. Please,put a like and donate.

mavigation

Things are coming together!!

wolf-aid

Guys, we just need 300 euros to reach 6,000 euros, that's very close, please donate now before it's too late. We can help the children in Gaza by learning. I swear to you guys that I am not a fraud or that. I swear everything I'm saying is true. And that all donations will go towards completing the construction of this little initiative. I hope you understand me.

wolfer-aid

Guys there is someone who donated 5 euros This is absolutely wonderful This donation in my opinion is very big Please if you can donate similarly please please donate now let us hurry before the start of the new semester just five

afro-elf

donate what you can, even if it's small 🦐

arcadewave

Please guys help and share This post Gaza children need to learn With your donation, you will help them get started as quickly as possible. Please donate to them if you can.