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loctin

#bugs

stardustfanfare

everyone hates the vectorstock image i just found

stardustfanfare

no one likes me or my image

blioc

Just a little 1880s historically adequate Twdg au

on the job

Solórzano's Velvet Worm (Mongeperipatus solorzanoi), family Peripatidae, Costa Rica

photograph by Victor Acosta Chaves

orteil42

do you know how much of a letdown it was to grow up smelling the aged whiskey in my grandpa's pantry. the wine in my parents' dinner glasses. the anise liquor on summer evenings. and finally being of drinking age and finding out it all kinda just tastes like car exhaust

#rbing while actively drinking tequila

aceynk

ok holy shit i was looking up the number 1289 because i got it in that wikigacha game. apparently it is what is called an "evil number". so obviously i have to check that out.

ok so. i guess that makes them evil. but apparently the counterpart to these numbers are called. the fucking "odious numbers".

so. integers have two choices. they can either be evil or yucky. that's really awesome

killian-draws

Go Tell Aunt Rhody

thegenderdruid

walking down the street and saw someone walking the other direction with a pig in a harness and leash and I stupidly asked, "is that a pig?" and he replied, "I sure hope it is, it was a pig when I left the house"

tidy-tearfairy

If Oliver had a phone he would use it for two things. 1) keeping an extensive list of contacts and 2) taking far too many photos. He would only have social media because Esther and Drippy thought it would be good for the Pure-Hearted One to have official socials. He uses his accounts to promote community events and follow a bunch of vintage car accounts.

If Esther had a phone it would have the most beautiful custom decoden phone case with wind chime charms hanging off of it. Her Instagram and tiktok would be perfectly aesthetically curated with videos of harp playing and cute familiar content, and she would have a secret bsky account dedicated to getting into the craziest discourse with Solomon's secret account. Her notes app is full of poetry, and her camera roll is full of friends and familiars.

Swaine would have a growing pile of burner sims. The only way he accesses the internet is through darknets. Tor is his religion. If he was eventually convinced to have a permanent phone number he would use exclusively Signal to communicate. He keeps a polaroid of the party inside his double-sided leather phone case.

If Drippy had a phone it would be dangerous to the general public. He does not know how to turn off capslock and is not interested in learning. Oliver is the only thing stopping him from getting into very loud, very public discourse on his official Lord High Lord socials. Any photos he takes are blurry as fuck. They're mostly of Oliver, but there are also overly long shaky videos of full stand-up sets at the Cavity Club. He is the world champion of Candy Crush.

#ni no kuni

woodsdyke

i was tidepooling today and overheard someone say 'chatgpt it so we can figure out what it is' about some sort of creature. loser behavior. you're not in it for the love of the game. i have to do everything around here. let me see the creature. i'll tell you the real answer about what it is and i won't kill the environment. AND i'm literally nice.

woodsdyke

it's funny because 5 minutes before that i was IDing something by using the search string "SEA SLUG GREEN STRIPED SMALL SEATTLE" which took me to a very badly designed, hauntingly non mobile optimized website that immediately gave me way more information about my creature than i needed or thought was possible. get good. bitch

woodsdyke

hold my hand. come with me to emeralddiving.com's salish sea species index.