Midlife Crisis

I changed my bio to Goblin Kin for a meme but now it's gone to far and I can't get out of it.

[miniwixoide]

T.G.I.F.

Tomorrow Gonna Is Friday

[prettyyinpunkk]

remember far east movement

RIP 2011-2011

[pomeranian2]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

Go benie

[cptn-jtk]

i've never watched the search for spock but i get the gist

[femcassidy]

this animal crossing shit is crazy i stopped playing for 40 days and nights then i come back to find out my villagers have started drinking and committing adultery. theres this weird gold cow for this event too. dumb. broke my switch in half

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

took a bong rip of salvia and activated my past life memories of being the chimpanzee from Bedtime for Bonzo. Does not mauling Ronald Reagan when I had the chance make me a liberal?

in a post carceral state we must not focus on the sins of the past but the possibilities of the future. rip harder next time so you can astral project harder and finally fucking kill him

[pettycentral]

[haruhicubewars]

[childbully]

furry friend bleeding out on the ground: quick im dieing call nyan-wan-wan

me: I will not do that for i hope you die

[suspend]

boys are extremely confusing and unpredictable

[xtec]

WRONG

PREDICTABLE

[crimewave420]

[twinktownn-deactivated20240226]

victorious but everything is the same except jade and tori were dating the whole time, instead of jade yelling at tori for rubbing beck's chest she yells at beck for being close to her girlfriend. this would greatly improve the show in this essay i will

[shittycryptids]

Mothman, but with a charming southern twang

[honeymoonavenue]

jennifer’s body (2009)

[confessionsofanerd]

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

[versacethotty]

[moonkitty]

when ur friend is 1 year younger then u

[lordtrash-deactivated20161201]

Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool