[rocksolidphantoms]

updated maddie monty flag 🫡

[jesterlesbian]

we can't possibly be in the back half of june 2026 we really can't be

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[seungcheolsbodyharness]

racism is still racism when it's your faves, it's still racism if it's not meant maliciously, it's still racism if they didn't know.

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

[beetlesyourjuice]

THE RESULTS ARE HERE OF MY VERY SCIENTIFIC POLLS

so, of our principal montlie pairings that we’ve had, the following results are what percentage of voters *do* ship them:

- tash/david = 63.6%

- tash/seán = 63.3%

- emily/seán = 71%

- holly/seán = 39.4%

- alex/peter = 93.3%

- maddie/ahmed = 51.6%

- julia/brandon = 81%

obviously no pairing needs to have romantic chemistry to work, platonic montlie is one of my favorite things in the world. this was all just a bit of fun and mild curiosity on my part. all polls had between 21-45 votes in total :)

at the end of the day, we all know that alex/peter montlie fucked and that’s all that matters <3

[sleepybunny6]

I had a thought and had to make it happen (I don’t think someone’s made this before, apologies if they have)

[angstelowein]

have u seen two adults playing their telefonos like toys that's to silly

[elekanahmennahmen]

and what if they make their telefonos kiss I mean that’s just plain child’s play

[rocksolidphantoms]

happy maddie monty monday to those who celebrate

[mincemeat-headcanons]

Fleming writes fanfic about the others at MI5, he even takes requests for what fics people want to see about them.

That makes so much sense

[haseldenssangria]

i’m still not over this tbh

happy monty monday (maddie’s version) to all who celebrate

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[dragonfreckles]

context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on

[krakenteacups]

[pochayun]

spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

[angstelowein]

Charles Cholmondeley belike:

[el-otro-telefono]

what is one thing in operation mincemeat that you think is really cool and more people should know about/pay attention to???

oh my gosh... so much. like where do i even begin??

the first thing that pops to mind is how the different montys have different "man traits", if you will. for example, tash's monty growls a lot (as seen in totally legal recordings). additionally, when i saw julia on broadway, her monty manspread *a lot*. the fact that julia is so tall made it all the more funny. lastly, while i have not seen alex perform, i have talked about this to @trans-ewenmontagu before and they told me that alex, "looks down upon everyone around her, including those who are taller than her" and i love that so much. if anyone has seen any of the other montys, i'd love to know what their "signature trait" is!

another thing is the amount of reoccurring bits spitlip managed to shove into the the show. i have a 3000 word essay (so far, still working on it) i had to write for theatre about my favourite show and i've included all of the bits (i think) and described them as well so if you want the essay... /hj

i feel like there's so much i could talk about but it's kind of already long so feel free to ask me more specific stuff! (i love talking about mince... is it obvious?)

[trans-ewenmontagu]

Another Man™️ thing Alex did that I loved was just make random noises at some points instead of talking. “And deal out a witty remark. HAHAA- (random scream)”, as well as her gallop. Oh Lord, Alex Young’s gallop 😍😍