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| they/he | certified clown enthusiast | 19 | it's a cardinal sin to acknowledge this blog if you know me irl, thank you

[prguitarman]

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[prguitarman]

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

[beez3eee]

In regards to this post, I do hope you're feeling better.

LMAO THANK YOU, I'm doing fine <3

[femalepope]

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

[caracalliope]

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

[beez3eee]

you guys are never gonna believe what just happened to me

[pukicho]

There are only 3,000 billionaires. Just saying.

[dullahandyke]

'Aro people aren't against love' I am. Break up with your boyfriend

[beez3eee]

why is valentines day literal hell 50% of the time

[wordfather]

someone at work told me 'oh, just ask chat' when i raised a casual question and i asked what she meant and she said 'you know, chatgpt' like im an idiot. and i should get an award for the fact that i did not start snarling and biting and killing

[its-not-a-pen]

brushing up on the calligraphy -_-

[its-not-a-pen]

good news! all the ink stayed INSIDE the inkwell this time at least

[its-not-a-pen]

[its-not-a-pen]

WHO THE FUCK IS HUA CHENG???

[tawghasa]

Living in the wrong timezone to notice when the hellsite is down - just like old times 🥹

[beez3eee]

tumblr needs to stop updating the ui im gonna piss myself

[figuring-421]

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This will invalidate votes too

[seymour-butz-stuff]

This will invalidate votes too

ding ding ding ding ding

[aro-ace-culture-is]

Aroace culture is

*A boy and a girl smile at each other in a show*

Me: Oh no.

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[klahfear]

What do you think of in your last moments?

[awoooniper]

if you were a weapon, (and you are one now. i’ve made you into one just by reading this) what kind of weapon would you be?

[awoooniper]

i am no longer asking i need answers people. tell me what weapon your soul is forged into.

[kosmogrl]

[beez3eee]

hi! 🩷 apologies for the random ask. i’m Mar, a small artist offering pay-what-you-want comms to survive this winter (starting at €2!) I draw for fandoms, ships, and OCs. details & my story are on my pinned post! I'm sending these as a lil flyer. it would mean the world if you could check them out. if not, no worries at all!

have a wonderful day (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

i'm like flat broke right now, but i'm seeing that persona art and if i remember i will definitely get something when i get paid!! :DDD

[wordfather]

we used to say 'pics or it didnt happen' and if you were lying you'd be screwed. but liars can show me a picture now and i dont know if its real. i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know