BEEZ?! and toes

im a 24 year old, and i live in hell where it's hot. j'ai 24 ans, baisez-moi. ‏أحلى من القمر وشوية اضوه

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[psinghx]

[petapeta]

[unclefather]

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

[anqel]

is that professor mcgonagall

[twitblr]

Keep your ‘Harvard’, I know where my future will shine brightest…

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twitblr]

If only it were that simple…

[wadey-wilson]

Hold me, kid. Hold me.

[sunset-diamond]

[ejacutastic]

protecting and serving looks

[norwayspruce]

making me look at this is police brutality

[vaguelycanine]

[funnypicsdept]

[teenscoolest]

[staff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[habitualshaker]

actually this is the only good thing staff has ever done

[whitepeopletwitter]

[abbylonian-deactivated20220825]

me playing with a cat: hee hee toy on a string

the cat: what the fucks it gonna take for this bird to die

[talkgentlytome]

[dank-morpork]

And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hikergirl]

[donesparce]

probably the funniest interaction i’ve had with someone i do not know is the day i had jury duty so my friend pop dropped me off at it and went to class downtown with the agreement she’d pick me up after she got out of class, and if i gout out of jury duty early she’d pick me up from the houston library which was a couple blocks down and easy to walk to and a place you could stay all day with no questions asked

anyways while there i started drawing and this dude kept getting closer and closer till he was like in the chair next to me and was like ‘what a beautiful drawing’ and i’m like thanks but 

him saying that reminded me i had been in that position for a couple hours and i really needed to pop my neck so i did

and he immediately called me a disgusting bitch and got up and slammed the chair he was in back into the table and was like ‘can you believe this woman’ to several people who were just trying to read some research books and 

still funny

[donesparce]