Welcome to the shit show

Where I’m fine. You’re fine. We’re all fine.

[beezyweezy17]

[earthdad]

when ur the last one to get introduced to a group of people

[scratchu8]

[beezyweezy17]

He is everywhere

[beezyweezy17]

Can anyone confirm that they have seen birds since the government shut down? Because I have not...

[beezyweezy17]

2019 is a simulation

[beezyweezy17]

Senior year sucks

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[riarkling]

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

[chillyclarke-deactivated2018010]

i can’t risk it

sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever

[prettylittleliarsfan901-deactiv]

Sorry I can’t risk it

[missprincessdancingsunshine]

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

[incoherentlyblogging]

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

[feels-ships-lunars]

2.8 million notes

CANT RISK IT

[black-girl-decadence-deactivate]

Thats my bfffffff dog sorry yall

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

man delete this post from existence i have to reblog it everytime :/ sorry guys

[holybolognajabronies]

Fuck! How many times am i gonna run into this today! It was just mother’s day, have you no chill! You’re even worse than the madame zeroni post!

[fearinyourleyes-deactivated2016]

My mom’s already dead. Don’t have to risk anything

[on-poetry]

Me, studying for AP exams: somebody needs to APUSH me off of the nearest cliff

[plvtarch]

AP exams are 😱 finally 😱😰 here 🕐 u college board BITCHES 😷 and it’s gonna be AP 🔥 LIT 🔥‼️ remember 💭 to get a 👌 GOOD 😉😏 NIGHT’S 💤😪 SLEEP 😴 before the 📝 TEST 💀💀 DON’T spend all NIGHT 🌚 on ya COMPUTER 💻 for 😉😉 SCIENCE 🍌 ❌❌ and DON’T get 😏 PHYSICal 💦 with ya BIOLOGY 👉👌 or ur gonna 😰 lose 😭😭 all ur (gibb’s free) ENERGY 😵😵 AND CUM 💦😏 calcuLATE 🙊❌ to the 😷 exam 😷‼️‼️ HISTORY 🌎🌎 and statisDICKS 🔢 have 👀 shown 👀🔍 that u might be PSYCHed 🤔😨 OUT 😭 during the TEST 😫😱 and that u won’t be able to 🔍 deRIDE ✏️ the 😛 V (velocity) and the 🍆 D (dickstance) 💦💦💦 BUT DON’T ❌ go APES 🐵♻️ and 😵 lose ur 🍆 HEAD like ya boi Louis XVI 🇫🇷🙇💀 BECAUSE that WON’T 🙅 happen if u 🤔 reMEMBER 👅💦 ur 🍌 DICKtion 😋 and 📐 SINtax 😈😈, if u juDICKtial REVIEW 📜 ur notes like Marbury v. DADDYson 😫❤, and if u keep ur 👀 ION 🔬 the C(L)OCK ⌚️🕑‼️ but if u aren’t aFREUD 😨😜 to aPUSH 🇺🇸 urself 😘💪 to the limits 💃 u will get more than Wilson’s 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ POINTS 🔥🔥💯 so GOOD LUCK stuDYING 🔫💀, SUCC 🍭some COCKulus 😫🙌, van GOGH 🏃 be a FReaQ 📝💦, and get urself not a one 😔 BUT A 🍆 FIVE 👅🙏💦

[beezyweezy17]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8haBFBNv_yc)

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

Casual reminder that everyone needs to go out and vote in arguably the biggest election in our life time.

[hesse-hex-deactivated20170208]

Please, go & vote!

[liberalsarecool]

Register. Vote. Inaction is not an option. #VoteBlue

[tyleroakley]

REGISTER TO VOTE HERE.

[beezyweezy17]

Do you want to be yourself? Do you feel like you need to accept yourself and others? Then this blog is for you.

[beezyweezy17]

Watch and Share!!! More people need to be themselves!

[beezyweezy17]

20 minutes into farmers market and chill and he gives you this look

[beezyweezy17]

Before I thought I couldn't just trust people but now I can't trust Spanish Moss either

[beezyweezy17]

My dreams were crushed when I found out aquaculture was doomed by my own shit