All starters are taken from dialogue and narration in Monster Prom, a game by Beautiful Glitch. Please feel free to change as you see fit. (ie. grammatical tense, pronouns, etc.) These starters contain dark themes, amongst other topics.
Part 1/?
“Dinner and a movie, only the dinner is arson and the movie is also arson.”
“Quick! Suggest the most badass and romantic crime!”
“Just brainstorming some ways to keep things entertaining beyond fuckin’ ditching.”
“Ummmm, you better give him a reason not to murder you, just in case.”
“You! Save me from the consequences of my actions!”
“What kind of status could I post that would be idiot-proof?”
“Pretty much everybody is a traitor. Just spin a bottle, and whoever it points at, kill them.”
“Please, help me put my poor mind at ease: how can I possibly identify potential traitors in my court?”
“It doesn’t matter what I order. Anything will taste good as long as I eat it with you.”
“Whenever you get tired of existing, just go piss off a priest.”
“Okay, you go as a sexy tax attorney. I’ll go as a sexy tax EVADER.”
“Possess the body of the deceased, bringing him back for one last party!”
“If you can do a hundred push-ups, you can be a good king for sure.”
“Books are like weights for your brain, and heavier weights are better… so you just need to lift really heavy books!”
“Snakes get feisty when they don’t have jobs.”
“Threaten to feed a damsel to a sea monster. That’ll distract him.”
“Ugh, it’s such a chore being this beautiful all the time. How am I ever going to get rid of him?”
“Rotting squid should be thrown at uncool students to remind them how uncool they are.”
“You’d be willing to cover up the literal murder I’ve committed, no questions asked. Right?”
“Easy, we’ll just dress her up in some stuff from the theater and set her up in the quad like she’s a new art piece!”
“If you don’t step in, at least one or two of these people are going to end up married.”
“You know what always boosts an economy? War. I think I saw an anthill over by the water fountain…”
“Art isn’t art unless it makes you feel bad feelings inside.”
“Art is a method for making worthless things into very expensive things.”
“You need a grand romantic gesture. Race to the airport to confess your feelings!”
“What if, instead of farmers, they were trains?”
“Oh man, do I have a great prank for you: I call it ‘stealing’.”
“If you type the numbers 8, 0, 0, 8, and 5 in order, it looks like ‘BOOBS’.”
“Meet a tough adversary and build a rivalrous frenemy relationship that pushes the both of you to improve.”
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