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harleyshood

Bruce being a complete and utter DAD in Young Justice #20

thebestoftumbling

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fiti-vation

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chrispineofficial

this dog that i dogsit for is an actual angel sent from heaven, evidence:

he’s 100 lbs and so gentle i don’t need any special collar or leash or harness to walk him, ever

he was meant to be a service dog but he was too shy so he became a rescue, can u even imagine

so well behaved he waits for me at the tops and bottoms of flights of stairs until i tell him it’s okay to go ahead up/down the next flight

he somehow communicates to his dads how much he loves me bc they tell me every time i leave and they come back he’s sad ?? my son !

he knows that if it rains or snows or he gets wet he needs to wait at the bottom of the stairs inside their condo to be towel dried

he is trained to towel dry himself; i hold out the towel and he wiggles his body through it back and forth until i dry his tail and that’s his signal to go ahead and go inside

he hangs out by my feet all evening making big impatient huffing noises until i go in the bedroom with him and sit up in bed doing whatever i’m doing so he can sleep by me

chrispineofficial

like i feel the need to reblog this post bc i neglected to include evidence:

loves pets and attention but is shy so once given pets and attention basically loses his mind and rubs his face all over you while not knowing what to do with his entire 100 lbs self

always a slut for chin scratches

spots of white on chest and toes and chin

will pretend to be scary at men when they come into the house until i reassure him it’s ok

other dogs Love him bc he’s so big and so sweet and so chill and it’s fun to walk the best looking dog who is also the nicest dog while everyone around you is like “wow ur dog is so cool” like thanks i made him

if u ask him ‘who’s a good boy?!?!’ he seems genuinely concerned it might not be him until you confirm such to be true

lord-kitschener

Please always confirm to him that he is not only a good boy but the best boy

etherealcomics

“Oh yeah… That’s… Batman…” “Batman’s real?” “Yeah, he’s… He’s over there.”

dimestoretajic

this sounds like a pair of stoners meeting

dolaredola

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i always feel inclined to reblog this because it is literally the best hair flip in the history of hair flips

itwashotwestayedinthewater

this is honestly a plot twist like none other seen in this generation

clairidryl-deactivated20180621

is this a harmony korine film

snaacks-deactivated20200913

i have no words…just reblog

cametobrazil

filipino telenovelas are so god damn extra 😂😂

Houses Playing Mario Kart

Ravenclaw: takes forever picking out a kart, pays attention to the speed (etc.) levels, makes kooky kart/wheels/glider combinations, finds the best position in room to steer from for maximum control, chooses the creative tracks everyone else hates, knows where to place banana peels for maximum results

Hufflepuff: has a favorite kart/wheels/glider combination that they use 90% of the time, chooses kart by reliability rather than flare, is the most calm while racing but will destroy you in coin battle, probably not the most daring racer but somehow always ends up in the top three because they didn't do anything dumb, somehow manages to hit people with green shells

Gryffindor: picks kart by speed, makes impressive looking karts, the one that's yelling the entire time, tries to use the speed burst in the beginning of races but ends up blowing themselves up, does a trick at every little jump, picks the hardest courses to challenge themselves, will demand rematches, will also let their friend pass them if they're in last place

Slytherin: picks same kart every time because it works for them best, either talks smack entire time or is completely silent- there is no in between, knows the hidden shortcuts in tracks, no longer friends with anyone while racing or battling, does the same course on their own fifty times until they get a star ranking on every single course, picks rainbow road just to spite people, red and blue shells galore