[lisards]

i feel like im caught

in cobwebs, entangled in

every life but mine

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[whitepeopletwitter]

Adult Waterpark

[heavenly-lowkey]

[rhiannonmcgavin]

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

[nowdanceifyecan]

Came out swinging - the wonder years

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

[minuty]

[standingcowrrdly]

do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot

[aliensfromhell]

From WeHeartIt

[moondrips]

[jakegyllenhaal]

How's life

i try not to think about it

[osanzo]

me when anything even remotely inconvenient happens

[marcitlali]

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

[teamcoco]

WATCH: Terry Crews Isn’t Afraid To Rock The Man-Purse

[porkrolleggandsarah]

I fucking love Terry Crews.

[maeamian]

He’s been so outspoken about toxic masculinity and it just gives me so much hope

[boccs]

Terry Crews is everything good and right with our world. 

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This was the moment I knew I would always love Terry Crews. Because he is shown a picture of himself with his clutch, and he says, “Women have the best ideas.” He does not go into a sloppy explanation about he’s “manly enough” to carry a purse. There’s no “I am a real man” horseshit dropped here. What he says is “Women have the best ideas.” And the rest of the story is basically, “I want to carry my own shit, and my wife always carries a purse with her own shit, so I got a purse for mine.”

Like, this is equality 101. You want to carry your own shit, grab a purse. There should be no judgement for carrying your own shit. 

Terry Crews does not need our protection, but we must protect Terry Crews at all costs.

[help-mywife]

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

[beefmilkthings]

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

[relahvant]