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flopping around on the wrong side of the river

[flimflix]

[maureen2musings]

Cotswolds countryside

cotswold_landscape_photos

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[virtualgirladvance]

first one looks like the dogs gonna n64 mario jump into a painting

[boykathy]

[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[thetriumphofpostmodernism]

Clamshell inside-outside pool designed by Nick Powell of Craig Bragdy Designs

[captain-price-returns]

[homunculus-argument]

"Problematic height gap" was a concept made up by people who have never seen the kind of short people who go out to interact with the public. Those fucking gnomes fear nothing. If they're at the exact right height to bite you in the nuts, they will.

And insanely tall people come in two categories: If they're merely tall, and not large, they're just skittish fragile giraffes. The most dangerous thing they can do to you is stand up too fast, faint because their blood pressure dropped, and hit you on the way down like a felled tree.

The tall people who are also large are mostly chill in my experience. Sure some of them must be assholes just out of statistical inevitability, but it takes some edge out of life knowing that someone could try to hit you with a tank and all they're going to find out is whether or not a Leopard 2A7 has a crumple zone. And most importantly they are never tactically prepared for getting bit in the nuts.

[blog-bleu]

Max Ernst. La mer aux oiseaux. 1925/1926

[thunderstruck9]

Max Ernst (German, 1891-1976), La mer aux oiseaux [The Sea Birds], 1925-26. Oil on board, 49 x 33.5 cm.

[homunculus-argument]

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

[quite-possibly-haunted]

Jesus with a portrait of my grandma on his wall. A scimitar-wielding fantasy protagonist reading about the adventures of sixth-grader Kelsey. A National Park with a framed print of somebody’s living room.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not religious in any christian way but the thought of Biblical Jesus having a whole gallery wall of pictures of every single grandma with a jesus on her wall is cute.

[vamptits]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to disappear at sea

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[pulling-aggro]

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[whoiscallingme]

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[sailatina3]

[nyctosaurid]

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

[nyctosaurid]

powerful…

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical 🌾