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how the fuck does this have 10k and nobodys started shit in the notes. congrats guys you are so normal
nightmare surveillance shit aside, this is so fucking funny
The Chrome browser exists to show you ads and track where you go so that Google can show you more ads. Please stop using Chrome. Firefox is open source, and while Mozilla is not perfect, it isn’t actively fucking evil the way Google is. It has a bazillion plugins, including various (FREE!) ad block plugins (I recommend uBlock Origins, which will even block YouTube ads – you can watch videos without interruptions again!). It will also function very effectively with a lot more tabs open than Chrome. I’ve got around 800 tabs open right now (not loaded, of course, except for maybe 2 dozen; it’s been a heavy browsing day), and my wife has between 2k and 3k at any time.
We are in the New Browser Wars. This time there’s a helluva lot of money up for grabs, because a lot of it is about running those ads. Monopolies are bad for consumers.
Just go download Firefox.
Girl your nails are fabulous!
@is-the-snake-video-cute People in the notes are saying this is either a dominance or a mating response, so could I request a semi-professional-I-mean-you-deal-with-snakes-and-I-dont-know-a-turtle-blog take on this?
This is called claw fluttering, and it’s 100% a mating response! What’s happening is this turtle is seeing the painted nails, thinks they’re a turtle, and is trying to woo them.
Pretty cute, and no stress to the turtle at all. Some turtles won’t do this often, but others will claw flutter whenever they see anything they think might be a turtle, but they don’t have particularly great eyesight so they’ll claw flutter at things like their own reflection, bright nearby objects, and rocks.
welcome to Lord Foog the 2st Thursday
Actually if you’re riding in my passenger seat your job is to throw potatoes at people I decide I don’t like. Hey fuck that guy. Yeah go ahead and tuber that bitch.
I think transhets should be allowed to like being straight
Part of the euphoria of being trans is finding how your romantic or sexual preferences fit you in ways they never have before. And it definitely is something that deserves to be enjoyed by straight trans people.
You Are Not Wasting Time; It Was Given To You As A Gift, Freely and Generously; Is Rain Wasted Because It Falls On Gardens, Grass, Disgruntled Birds, and Umbrellas All The Same?
her tits are plaguing me call that boobonic
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
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Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"
This is how you educate, my friends
Not everyone in the world is sealioning. Give folks the benefit of the doubt.
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Fun fact! Cats can’t track up-and-down movement as well as they can track side-to-side movements. It’s the pupil shape.
so what I’m understanding from this is if I get chased by a giant cat what I need to survive is a pogo stick